malcolm
1st March 2005, 12:44 PM
a variation of an old one
The LAPD, FBI and the CIA were all asked to prove that they were
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decided to give
them a test. He released a white rabbit into a forest and each of
them had to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all the plant and material witnesses. After
three months of extensive investigations. they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they bomb the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They make
no apolgies, the rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD go in. They come out after two hours with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling, "okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a
rabbit."
The Australian Prime Minister hears about this and decides to
test Australian Law Enforcement Agencies. He releases a white
rabbit into the forest outside Canberra.
The Victoria Police go in. They return after 15 minutes with a
koala, a kangaroo, and a tree fern all shot to pieces. "They
looked like dangerous rabbits and we had to act in self defence"
is their explanation.
The NSW Police go in. Surveillance tapes later reveal top ranking
officers and rabbits dancing around a gum tree stoned out of
their minds.
The QLD Police go in. Shortly afterwards they come out driving a
brand new Mercedes, scantily clad rabbits draped all over them.
The QLD Premier congratulates them on maintaining traditional
values.
The National Crime Authority couldn't catch the rabbit, but
promise if they are given a budget increase they can recover 90
million from the rabbit in unpaid taxes and proceeds of crime.
The WA Police went into the forest and caught the white rabbit,
but the rabbit inexplicably hung itself when the attending
officer "slipped out momentarily" for a cup of coffee.
The NT and SA Police join forces to beat the crap out of every
rabbit in the forest except the white one. They know it is the
black ones who cause all the trouble.
The Australian Federal Police refuse to go in. They examine the
issues, particularly cost, and decide that because of the low
priority and cost to the organization as a whole, the matter
should be rejected and returned to the referring department for
investigation.
ASIO goes into the wrong forest.
The LAPD, FBI and the CIA were all asked to prove that they were
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decided to give
them a test. He released a white rabbit into a forest and each of
them had to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all the plant and material witnesses. After
three months of extensive investigations. they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they bomb the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They make
no apolgies, the rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD go in. They come out after two hours with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling, "okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a
rabbit."
The Australian Prime Minister hears about this and decides to
test Australian Law Enforcement Agencies. He releases a white
rabbit into the forest outside Canberra.
The Victoria Police go in. They return after 15 minutes with a
koala, a kangaroo, and a tree fern all shot to pieces. "They
looked like dangerous rabbits and we had to act in self defence"
is their explanation.
The NSW Police go in. Surveillance tapes later reveal top ranking
officers and rabbits dancing around a gum tree stoned out of
their minds.
The QLD Police go in. Shortly afterwards they come out driving a
brand new Mercedes, scantily clad rabbits draped all over them.
The QLD Premier congratulates them on maintaining traditional
values.
The National Crime Authority couldn't catch the rabbit, but
promise if they are given a budget increase they can recover 90
million from the rabbit in unpaid taxes and proceeds of crime.
The WA Police went into the forest and caught the white rabbit,
but the rabbit inexplicably hung itself when the attending
officer "slipped out momentarily" for a cup of coffee.
The NT and SA Police join forces to beat the crap out of every
rabbit in the forest except the white one. They know it is the
black ones who cause all the trouble.
The Australian Federal Police refuse to go in. They examine the
issues, particularly cost, and decide that because of the low
priority and cost to the organization as a whole, the matter
should be rejected and returned to the referring department for
investigation.
ASIO goes into the wrong forest.