Where is the water cannon?

[beejay1]

Australian Rules
aka arial ping pong where the players are so inept and unskilled that they have an additional set of goal posts and get awarded points for almost scoring a goal.
They are big but not tough, just oversensitive little souls who have tantrums when they nearly scored, hence the additional set.
God I hate football.....................
Most eloquently put there Iain. Australian Rules, now there's an oxymoron if ever there was. http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif
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[silentC]

Any way Rugby's for poofters as well ... footy (soccer) is the game of all games

Yeah, that Beckham, he's a real macho type. :rolleyes:

So when was the last time any British team won something of note? Oh yeah, it was that poofter's game. :D:D:D

[bitingmidge]

So when was the last time any British team won something of note? Oh yeah, it was that poofter's game. :D:D:D

Dancing with the stars???

P :D

[echnidna]

The Falkand Islands War

[MathewA]

I believe the oldest team on record is out of sheffield. It's not either the blades or wednesday but I can't remember the teams name right now.


Now I know that all of you webbies and the surfers and the likes will be frantically checkin out the origins of the British game Soccer and youll be coming back with things like

" invented by Mongols kicking decapitated heads around" or " Red indians kicking stuffed animal skins and the likes"

Dont waste your time guys. We invented it. Its British, always has been always will be. We are footy, not the germans, not the brazilians, not the dutch, The BRITISH. In fact, its possible that Alex Ferguson is the reincarnation of the guy that actually invented it so that would mean ,,,,,yes ,,,its Scottish. God Im getting wet again.
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[MathewA]

They only won the Falklands back because of the Gurkhas. Those guys will kill their own wounded




The Falkand Islands War

[bitingmidge]

Back to the water cannon for a bit, why not just issue one of these to everyone??

http://www.svensons.com/boat/?p=MechanixIllustrated/BattleSurfBoards

Cheers,

P :D

[RETIRED]

Back to the water cannon for a bit, why not just issue one of these to everyone??

http://www.svensons.com/boat/?p=MechanixIllustrated/BattleSurfBoards

Cheers,

P :D
Gees BM how politically incorrect and positively antisocial. Allowing people to have fun and engaging in some some fun that shoots at someone.

You know the do gooders or the chatter set want to raise a breed of neutral gender wimps. :(

[beejay1]

I believe the oldest team on record is out of sheffield. It's not either the blades or wednesday but I can't remember the teams name right now.Think your right there Mathew, not sure which came first but I think it was sheffield wednesday and then sheffield united some years later. probably still got some of the original players in the team if you ask me.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif
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[silentC]

Surely there would have to have been two oldest teams on record, otherwise who would they have played?

"Hey, let's form a football team."
"Yeah, great idea. Umm, hang on, who are we going to play?"

[beejay1]

Surely there would have to have been two oldest teams on record, otherwise who would they have played?

"Hey, let's form a football team."
"Yeah, great idea. Umm, hang on, who are we going to play?"
Smart ****!
Havent you ever heard of five a sidehttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gifhttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/icons/icon10.gif
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