True bravery (or stupidity)

[Cliff Rogers]

True bravery is arriving home, stinking drunk after a very late night
out with the boys, being met at the door and assaulted with a broom by
your wife or girlfriend

and still having the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying out somewhere?'

[AlexS]

Personal experience, Cliff?

[echnidna]

It does sound like the voice of experience. ;)

[Cliff Rogers]

Nah, I always say "Where are you going?" when I see her with a broom in her hand. ;)