craigb
9th February 2005, 02:21 PM
http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html
PaulS
9th February 2005, 02:29 PM
Great stuff..
Reminds me of the Sienfeld episode...
"SEINFELD: (ANSWERING PHONE) Hello.
"(TELEMARKETER): Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI long-distance service?
"SEINFELD: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?
"(A LONG PAUSE) (TELEMARKETER): Well, I'm sorry. We're not allowed to do that.
"SEINFELD: I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
"(TELEMARKETER): No.
"SEINFELD: Well, now you know how I feel."