Screwdriver

[Rodgera]

While assembling furniture for a friend, I asked her five-year-old
son to bring me a screwdriver.

He said, "Do you want a Daddy screwdriver or a Mommy screwdriver?"

"Which one can you get faster?"

"The Mommy screwdriver."

"Okay. Bring me a Mommy screwdriver."

The child came back and handed me a butter knife.

[wheelinround]

:2tsup:

[doug3030]

And if you asked for a "mummy" hammer the kid would have brought back a platform shoe.

women should only be allowed 2 tools - a can of wd40 and a roll of duck tape; if it is supposed to move and doesn't they use the wd40 and if it moves and is not supposed to they use the duck tape.

[_fly_]

Nah, A mummy hammer is the meat tenderiser.

[doug3030]

no, definitely a shoe

[fenderbelly]

While assembling furniture for a friend, I asked her five-year-old
son to bring me a screwdriver.

He said, "Do you want a Daddy screwdriver or a Mommy screwdriver?"

"Which one can you get faster?"

"The Mommy screwdriver."

"Okay. Bring me a Mommy screwdriver."

The child came back and handed me a butter knife.


Love it :2tsup:

[Sawdust Maker]

I wonder what the daddy screwdriver was?

I've still got a bend in the top os a kitchen knife (trident type) where a former wife tried to do up something :((

[Christos]

...I've still got a bend in the top os a kitchen knife (trident type) where a former wife tried to do up something :((

Now what is she going to use? :U

[Sawdust Maker]

don't care much, a fingernail perhaps