Broken Ribs

[Rodgera]

Scene: Patient laying on a gurney with the doctor standing next to
him holding up an x-ray.

Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Patient: Give me the bad news I guess.

Doctor: The bad news is your x-ray shows that you have three broken
ribs.


Doctor: The good news is we fixed it with Photoshop.