Bank Loan - Pay back time

[Rodgera]

Wanting to borrow some money to make a six-month tour of Europe,I went to the bank where I have done business for years.

The bank refused the loan.

I went to another bank and obtained the loan without any difficulty.

Then I bought a kilo of Tiger Prawns, had them wrapped, and then I put it in my
safe deposit box at the first bank.

The very next day I joyfully left for my six month vacation.

[A Duke]

That stinks

[Scott]

You did this the wrong way. I would of bought prawns, let them go off, then put them in the safety deposit box on a Friday night, preferably on very hot day. Off chicken is always good for a nice stench.

[rustynail]

Its a waste of prawns. You only need the heads, they smell much "better" than the bodies.

[opelblues]

you should have used inports. Then again the tigers were inports

[Allan at Wallan]

Bank manager said, "Don't come the raw prawn"
but you obviously did.:D


Allan

[bsrlee]

I know someone who did something similar in real life. A senior manager walked into the staff Xmas party - to which he had not contributed - and walked out with a full bottle of spirits. Our 'hero', fortified with even more spirits collected all the prawn shells & filled the ceiling light in the managers office with them, turned the light on & everyone left for the Xmas break.....

[greek carpenter]

thats a good one mate ,ive being thinking to give them a bit of #### too.

michael

[nrb]

Similar story,a place I worked at,the manager p---ssed of one guy who them put raw fish scraps in his desk draw,he found them after the weekend and thought problem fixed.Smell still very bad,what he didn't find was the bits put in the hollow steel tube of his desk frame,this guy had pried off the plastic plugs on the tube ends,fish in,plugs back on,not found till many days of bad ,bad stink.:oo:

[munruben]

wow what a lot of rotten eggs you all are. :D