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RedShirtGuy
28th January 2012, 10:43 PM
Two chemistry professors walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they'd like to drink.
The first one says "I'll have a H2O."
The second says "I'll have a H2O too."
The second one died.
mic-d
28th January 2012, 11:22 PM
Must have been a bottle-blonde barmaid.
Ruddy
28th January 2012, 11:23 PM
A girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre
So he gave her one.
rrich
9th February 2012, 05:34 PM
Poor Johnny is no more,He drank what he thought to be H2O,but was really H2SO4.
rrich
9th February 2012, 05:36 PM
Something is messing up the formatting.
Avery
9th February 2012, 08:20 PM
I don't like the idea of drinking dihydrogen monoxide. It is used in all sorts of nasty places like sewerage farms. Apparently nuclear power plants use massive amounts of the stuff . Every year there are thousands of deaths around the world from people inhaling the stuff. It also destroys hand tools in a very short time.
RedShirtGuy
9th February 2012, 08:30 PM
Avery: You should join up with this group as they rally support to outlaw this dangerous chemical. Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info (http://www.dhmo.org/)
Avery
9th February 2012, 08:37 PM
I am not alone...
mic-d
9th February 2012, 10:03 PM
I wonder how many oldies remember this:
Polywater - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polywater)
Cheers
Michael