Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[Ozkaban]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=195691&stc=1&d=1327280649

[RETIRED]

They just don't make 'em like they used to. Men or machines.

[RETIRED]

Wellll, you see there wasa thisa longa downhill but nobody tolda me about the hairpin at the bottom.

[tea lady]

And the first competitor limps up to the finish line! Way ahead of the pelaton! That last section through the center of town really took its toll! :doh: Maybe they should have closed the road to traffic. :think:

[Claw Hama]

Soa hyou say whya I carry ma bika hom, ita holdsa mi wata bortles.

(No helmet, no gloves, no sun glasses, no licra, no carbon fibre, no high protien bars, no Gator Aid, no shaved legs but way bigger balls):2tsup:

[Sawdust Maker]

Ozkaban on the way home from Canberra

[Sawdust Maker]

I was leading until that bluudy giraffe wandered onto the road

[chrisb691]

If only he had taken notice of the sign that said 'Cliff'.

[mic-d]

Got a puncture kit, mate?

[tea lady]

If only he had taken notice of the sign that said 'Cliff'.:rofl:

[Groggy]

As usual, this sorry sight was preceded by a "Hey, watch this!"

[mic-d]

Sick of meeting damaged singles?

see who can work that one out!:D

[Cliff Rogers]

Thought cloud...

I'll take that camera & stuff it up his....

[RETIRED]

Sick of meeting damaged singles?

see who can work that one out!:DI can. Used to race bikes at one time.

[mic-d]

I can. Used to race bikes at one time.

Hah, me too! and the older I get the better I was!

[AlexS]

Bloody Shane Warne!


I can. Used to race bikes at one time.
Did you beat them?

I used to repair my singles when I couldn't afford to buy new ones. Toughens up the fingers.

[Bushmiller]

Bloody Shane Warne!


Did you beat them?

I used to repair my singles when I couldn't afford to buy new ones. Toughens up the fingers.

Are we talking thumpers here?:?

Anyhow, as usual, we are losing the thread:wink:.


My caption:

"That put a spoke in the wheel"

Paul
Regards

[Bushmiller]

"I say old chap, you wouldn't happen to have a puncture repair kit on you?"

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Spoke too soon.

[Ozkaban]

Wow, a lot of quick responses there.

Honourable mentions to AlexS for

Bloody Shane Warne!

and to Chris B for

If only he had taken notice of the sign that said 'Cliff'.

But this one takes it comfortably...

(No helmet, no gloves, no sun glasses, no licra, no carbon fibre, no high protien bars, no Gator Aid, no shaved legs but way bigger balls):2tsup:

The image is (I believe) actually from the L'Erocia (translates to "The Heroic") ride in the tuscany region of Italy. They tried to come up with a way of preserving the 'strada bianchi', or white streets, or us okkers would call them 'gravel roads'. The ride is a 70 - 200k+ ride over largely gravel roads, with the air of a festival, with huge local interest and support. All bikes need to be steel, jerseys woollen, etc. Very cool :cool:. They ran a local version around Noosa this year for the first time, and hopefully I'll make it to the second one :2tsup:

Sorry for the waffle. Take it away Claw :2tsup:

[RETIRED]

Started new thread for this as it is slowing down on loading on some dial ups.

And YES, there are some here that still use it.:wink::D

[RETIRED]

Claw Hamma seems to have got lost.

Soo here ya go.196134

[Sawdust Maker]

Claw - what are you doing hiding in there ?

[Groggy]

I fitted a new Rover engine to my Ford - whattya think?

[tea lady]

..and a sub woofer under the bonnet!

[Sawdust Maker]

Martha - that's not water leaking from the radiator

[mic-d]

His job's exhausting.


There's your problem, you dog has chased the horses from under the bonnet.


A good place for an idle dog

I think one of the dog gears is an aftermarket part

[Cliff Rogers]

"Has anybody seen my giraffe suit?"

[A Duke]

A bite in the bum should boost the horse power.

[Claw Hama]

Da iy fownd da prowblem, I got paw leads can ya cawl Cesar Millan for mee.

Sorry I got slack on the last one, I didn't think it was good enough:doh:

[Bushmiller]

That was a long night but the sun's up. Must be the end of "dogwatch." Anybody seen my relief?

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Wait 'till I get hold of that bitch who said there was a hotdog in here!

Regards
Paul

[Grumpy John]

Pass us that 1/2 - 9/16 ring spanna will ya, ta.

[RETIRED]

His job's exhausting.


There's your problem, you dog has chased the horses from under the bonnet.


A good place for an idle dog

I think one of the dog gears is an aftermarket partThere was some good ones there but Mic-d takes it.

[mic-d]

Thanks . I liked Groggy's Rover engine and TL subwoofer best.

what do you make of this?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"I said put out a call for a tug boat; not a tub boat!"

"Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub.
And who do you think they be?
A Butcher, Chip & Basil."

:rolleyes:

[A Duke]

It rows better than a runcible spoon.

[Bushmiller]

"I said the only thing that will save us is an "oracle", not a "coracle" you daft welsh git!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"I'll shoot the first parrot that says 'figure of eight, figure of eight' "

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"With boat and propulsion design like this I am starting to understand why the Welsh don't have a navy."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"I think Michael's post may have been placed in the wrong forum. I am sure I have seen one for watery thingys."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Hey boyo, these Chinese are everywhere now."

Regards
Paul

[Grumpy John]

I had to Google coracle, but now Paul's obsession with the Welsh makes sense. All very good captions Paul :2tsup:.

[Bushmiller]

I had to Google coracle, but now Paul's obsession with the Welsh makes sense. All very good captions Paul :2tsup:.

:D Indeed, an indecent obsession. BUT I suspect, on closer inspection it is not a coracle:-, although the size, shape and single oar are at first glance identical. I am about to cover my options.:wink:.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Whad you reckon Dai? Is it a Taiwanese or Chinese knock-off? If these flood the market it'll be the end of the Welsh shipbuilding industry."

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

We'll be right with these when they flood the market! Although they tend to go round in circles.

(To subtle? )

[Pac man]

Nothing like fishin and an open tinnie

[Pac man]

Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat.

[AlexS]

At least it's not barbed wire, and I do have a paddle

[mic-d]

We'll be right with these when they flood the market! Although they tend to go round in circles.

(To subtle? )

Too subtle for me!

[Claw Hama]

Ahh, Confucius say "man with a boat full of fish always have big smile". He not say anything about size of boat.:U

[Cliff Rogers]

Bloody boat people.

[tea lady]

Too subtle for me!:CWell one needs a boat in a flood doesn't one? :doh: No its doesn't' work. :saddest: :rolleyes:

[Groggy]

This isn't my boat, it's the funnel of the Costa Concordia!

[Pac man]

Small boat and small fish = big pole ( thats why i'm smiling)

[mic-d]

This isn't my boat, it's the funnel of the Costa Concordia!

I'll give it to Groggy who was thinking along the same lines as I was, 'cept I was imagining him in a birds nest of a sunken ship:)

[mic-d]

pssst.... GROGGY! WAKE UP!:D

[Claw Hama]

Birds nest or crows nest mic? I know a crows nest is a birds nest but
a birds nest isn't a crows nest.:doh::D

[Groggy]

For something different - find the animal in this picture...THEN, send me a PM telling me where it is and what it is.

DO NOT POST THE ANSWER OR YOU WILL RUIN IT FOR THE OTHERS.

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[Pac man]

PM sent

[A Duke]

Ozito's raw material.

I think I can see an animal but cant work out what it is, so no PM

[danny.s]

PM sent

[Acco]

PM sent :2tsup:

[skot]

PM sent:cool:

[Groggy]

I hope you had some fun with that. Who'd have thought they could hide one of those in there!

Answers were all correct in the following order:

Pac Man <- you're turn!
danny.s
Cliff Rodgers (who was eating dinner or he assures me he would have been first :) )
Bushmiller
Acco
skot

[Pac man]

Another hidden Cat same as before PM when you have the answer

[Ozkaban]

PM sent

[Acco]

Pm sent

[Pac man]

Seems it may have been easier than the last one?

All answers correct

mic-d <- your turn!
Cliff Rodgers
Ozkaban
Groggy
Acco

[A Duke]

How about showing them, for us dick-heads that can't see for looking.

[Pac man]

here u go

[A Duke]

Thanks for that. There are a couple of rocks about 3 ledges lower that look like the side view of a sleeping moggy.
Regards

[Groggy]

In the pic I posted there is a black and white cat on the far left of the picture in the middle. Look for a yellow square with a black square within it. That cat is immediately to the right and slightly down from that object.

[A Duke]

Now that I've seen it how could I have missed it.
What I had seen is a plastic bag with a face like a giant mole. It's just to the right of centre next to a white heater or monitor and a blower.
Regards
PS thanks

[mic-d]

How's this then? Not sure if there are any hidden animals.

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

Easy, two funky cats to the left of the two fat cats.

[tea lady]

How's this then? Not sure if there are any hidden animals.

Cheers
MichaelNo, the animals aren't hidden! :p

[Pac man]

Lady in Centre:
Emily Howard (little Britain): But I am a lady, I do not have testiclÈs!

or

"Are they? Are they really ? Are your sure you got the shot? cant wait to have this as my profile pic / avatar"

[Bushmiller]

"Not too fussed about my date. I wonder if she'd be offended if I asked those blokes behind if they were interested in a threesome."

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

Keep it nice kiddies.:wink:

[mic-d]

Looks like we're all done. I'm giving it to for his caption.

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Looks like we're all done. I'm giving it to for his caption.

Cheers
Michael:rofl:

[RETIRED]

:p Very funny.:D Seeing it was about cats last time.197247

[Cliff Rogers]

"Use the force Luke."

[Groggy]

The caterwauling, catatonic cat catapulted into a catastrophic orbit.

[Claw Hama]

First there was the Tomahawk, then the Stinger, the Scud Missile and now "THE MOGGY"

[mic-d]

Invisible two-stroke motorcycle

Cheers
Michael

[mic-d]

What happens when you feed a cat Diet Coke and Mentos

[Bushmiller]

"Civet musk, derived from the anal gland, was favoured by the Elizabethans as a powerful perfume. I think we can see why now."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"I think that will be the last time that cat scavenges leftovers from one of those chilli tasting contests."

Regards
Paul

[Pac man]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!

[Sawdust Maker]

Try our new vindaloo whiskers, it gives your cat a lift in the morning

[Pac man]

Pussy want a cracker?

[Bushmiller]

"Pussy power!"

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

The caterwauling, catatonic cat catapulted into a catastrophic orbit.For his alliteration, Groggy gets it.

[Groggy]

For his alliteration, Groggy gets it.Catchy, wasn't it! :D

[Groggy]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-hilarious-bird-pics-pictures11.jpg?w=500&h=939

[A Duke]

That will teach you to lace my food with laxative.

[Bushmiller]

"I promise I'll never frighten the #### out of you again."

Regards
Paul

[Claw Hama]

I'm warning you kid, drop the bag! theres more where this came from!