Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[underfoot]

According to these documents...it's red bin day today

[mic-d]

Your Honour, my client has never wheely bin a trouble maker...


Cheers
Michael

[Sawdust Maker]

Your Honour, my client has never wheely bin a trouble maker...


Cheers
Michael


groan :rolleyes:

[Bushmiller]

groan :rolleyes:

1 x "groan" = +10 points
1 x :rolleyes: = + 10 points

Thread posters reputation considerably enhanced:wink::D

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

groan :rolleyes:

correct response:;:D

[Sawdust Maker]

Jack was wheeled off and recycled

[Christos]

Please just give me the direction to get to this place as my wedding is in 2 hours time.

Your not going to get on the bus in that suit so we will give you a lift.

[Bushmiller]

I liked Cliff's "gift of the garb"

I liked Hugh's attempt to resurrect the ubiquitous giraffe.

However I am going with Undie's Red bin Day.

Take it away Undie.

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

Ta Bm...how about

[A Duke]

Deja-vu

[Bushmiller]

"I think that's the same load of old codswallop we've seen before."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Holy snapping cod fish Batman, I think we hit a time warp.

[Bushmiller]

Like minds think..........:wink:

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

oops :B.sorry ..I'm expected to remember so many things..:B
how about this one

[A Duke]

2.2k

[Bushmiller]

"21' round."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"An amazing feat."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

oops :B.sorry ..I'm expected to remember so many things..:B
how about this one

Nicely recovered. I am dreading doing the same thing:).

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

You put both feet in,
You put both feet out, then you spin all about.............

[tea lady]

So now we can count to 420.

[Pac man]

eenie-meenie-miney-mo

[Cliff Rogers]

Kid at the back right says to the big kid at the back left. "Psst... Geoffery... I think somebody stole the fire."

[Bushmiller]

(Correction to post 316. I started off counting the feet, but went cross-eyed. So I counted the heads, but forgot to double up:rolleyes:. How does it go? Measure twice, cut......)

"42' Round."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"A little bit of Sole searching."

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

Kid at the back right says to the big kid at the back left. "Psst... Geoffery... I think somebody stole the fire."
good one Cliff :D..away you go

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta.

How about this. :think:

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=201548&stc=1&d=1331882455

[Bushmiller]

"Nice bit of timber at the back.:D:D"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Can't stand sawdust in my boots under any circumstances."

Regards
Paul

[Groggy]

Its the fairy godfather

[Bushmiller]

"In the inimitable style of FNQ, Cliff favoured wearing his culottes at the lower end of the leg."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Cliff conceded that SWMBO was correct and he should have removed the crinoline before undertaking the roughing out on his latest project."

Regards
Paul

[Groggy]

Cliff was enjoying a quiet night at home alone until someone yelled "surprise!" and the lights came on.

[tea lady]

Note to self! Check wording of third wish next time! :C

[AlexS]

OK, who took my giraffe suit?

[Cliff Rogers]

Seems to have stalled, I thought somebody would make a 'waiter' joke for sure.

Anyway, all good, special mention to BM for the number of replies but I'll give this one to Alex for keeping the running joke alive. :2tsup:

Over to you Alex.

[AlexS]

Thanks Cliff, sorry about the delay, I was away for a couple of days.

Anyway, have a go at this.

[Bushmiller]

Ah the kingdom that measures Gross National Happiness:wink:.

"Hillside retreat, would suit abseilers and base jumpers. 4WD access not available. Unsuitable for those prone to vertigo. Apply LJ Hooker, Thimphu."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Forget about contemplating your navel; You'll be lucky if you have a stomach by the time you reach The Tiger's Nest."

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

Can I have the builder's business card please?

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

Mind the first step it's a doosy.

[A Duke]

I'd rather be a funambulist than a somnambulist if I lived there.

[Bushmiller]

I have been forced to resort to this so the axe-weilder is unable to censor my comments. (Hopefully he is not fluent in sanscrit:cool:.)

" क्षमा
सत्य
दम
शम "

The embodiment of The Tiger's Nest. "Actually, I have a picture too............

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Lends a whole new meaning to "I'll just nip down to the shops" doesn't it?

[Bushmiller]

I'd rather be a funambulist than a somnambulist if I lived there.

:D I think the first is almost a prerequisite and the second; Well.... they only do it once:wink:.

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

At least you don't have to mow the lawn.:cool:

[pugwash]

Since the avalanche, the "Golden Temple Chinese Restaurant" has discontinued its takeaway service.

[Sawdust Maker]

On an abseiling holiday? Drop in!

[Sawdust Maker]

on second thoughts should have been

"On a base jumping holiday? Drop in!"

[Ozkaban]

Using Darwins Theory to rid the gene pool of sleepwalkers...

[labr@]

Fantastic views but bringing the shopping up from the car is a bit of a bugger.

[AlexS]

A couple of good ones there, and Bushmiller correctly identified the location.

I'll give it to Sawdust Maker for 'On an abseiling holiday? Drop in!'

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks Alex

how about this one?

202332

[Cliff Rogers]

Living dangerously.

[A Duke]

Myth busters test to see if bats do get tangled in your hair.

[Crunchie]

If you guys don't play fair, I'm going to take my bat and go home.

[Bushmiller]

"Batwoman enhancing the jean pool."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Do you have anything to apologise for?"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Living dangerously.

The bat, the girl or Sawdust Maker?:?

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"It's not my short and curly feet she has me by!"

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Vampire and bat.

[Sawdust Maker]

Vampire and bat.


take it away Hugh

[A Duke]

What can you do with this.

[Cliff Rogers]

Rug Rat.

[labr@]

I don't know who's dog that is but I'm pretty sure it came from the Gulf of Carpet Terrier.

:p

[labr@]

Watch that pup or you may find your carpet has an extra thick pile.

[labr@]

And just when you thought they couldn't get any worse........

Looks like we need some spot remover. :D

[Sawdust Maker]

Now where can I bury this bag?

[Bushmiller]

"This looks like a good place for a kip 'cos I'm dog tired."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Does the bag have any paw prints, any slobber marks, any teeth marks?

No?

Then we'll just regard it as circumstantial evidence:cool:."

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

"Does the bag have any paw prints, any slobber marks, any teeth marks?

No?

Then we'll just regard it as circumstantial evidence:cool:."

Regards
Paul
Well not many takers. I think this one has it.
:2tsup: Take it away Bushmiller!

Just for the record he is Phydough not spot. :)

Regards

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Hugh

It is a little bit quiet. Perhaps an extended "silly season?"

How about this?

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

I said PARALLEL parking. FAIL!

[A Duke]

Gumby's ute.

[RETIRED]

Gees that was a sharp bend!!

[Cliff Rogers]

Gecko truck.

[labr@]

Rubber trucky, you're the one .............

[underfoot]

Next time, thought Brian..I'll make sure the sheet metal workers unfold the blueprints fully ..before fabricating the tray

[tea lady]

Rubber trucky, you're the one .............:rofl:

[pugwash]

Angle parking. Right angle parking.

[pugwash]

This truck's dodgy reverse gear drives me up the wall!

[Bushmiller]

I liked TL's reference to the motoring examiner and could easily have awarded her first prize, but I'm going with pugwash's dodgy reverse gear as I always had something in mind that drove you up the wall.

Your turn pugwash.

Regards
Paul

[pugwash]

Sorry, been away.
Try this one.

[A Duke]

There seems to be a blockage.

[Cliff Rogers]

Bert needed 3 hands to be able to play all the notes & still be able to operate his new Harmon Mute.
With a little modification to the trumpet & the added excitement of the new sound, the problem was solved.

[Bushmiller]

"Do you blow it or suck it? Either way looks like a winner."

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

..The viagraphone

[underfoot]

..The trumpbone..

[RETIRED]

Keep it nice kiddies.:wink::D I have a few unprintable response myself.

[Bushmiller]

"Now, let's get this straight."

Regards
Paul

[Pac man]

Do I make you horny Baby?

[Bushmiller]

"Is that horn a double entendre?"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Keep it nice kiddies.:wink::D I have a few unprintable response myself.

I'll bet:D.

Keeping it nice 'cos we don't want to end up on the bench with Cliff:wink:. (Actually I heard Cliff has his own bench with his name engraved on it:).)

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

I'll bet:D.

Keeping it nice 'cos we don't want to end up on the bench with Cliff:wink:. (Actually I heard Cliff has his own bench with his name engraved on it:).)

Regards
PaulNah, not a bench, a whole room.:wink:

[tea lady]

He's just blowing his own trumpet.:D

[labr@]

How odd ......he doesn't LOOK Indian :?

[chrisb691]

John finally found a way to reduce the burning from his weird rash.

[Bushmiller]

He's just blowing his own trumpet.:D

:D.

Ehh....that should be TL!!:oo:

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Nah, not a bench, a whole room.:wink:
Whole shed.. 2 sheds... 2 sheds & 2 containers.... :rolleyes:

[A Duke]

Little Boy Blue come blow your horn.

[pugwash]

John finally found a way to reduce the burning from his weird rash.

OK. This one wins for me.:U:U:U

Your go Chris.