Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[Bushmiller]

"Officials were frequently issued with loud speakers as hearing was sometimes an issue with the primary carrier."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"It was essential to have an observer on hand for the times when a lap of the pool took too long."

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

I found your air leak Darl!

Run faster mate! A dead weight is harder to carry!

[Sawdust Maker]

can I be on top next time?

[Groggy]

Hey! Turn off the hair dryer! :oo:

[Bushmiller]

"There was no love lost between competitors as the second place passenger gave a well known gesture with her legs to the team ahead."

Regards
Paul

[Acco]

Testing of the new rearward underwater rebreathers didn't go as well as was originally planned!!!

[tea lady]

Glub gargle blub blub! Gurgle!

[mic-d]

Up periscope!

[Pac man]

to ensure participants did not f@rt in the pool detectors were put in place

[tea lady]

to ensure participants did not f@rt in the pool detectors were put in place
:rofl: COM! :D

[Bushmiller]

"It is a fine line between the slippery slide down the runners back and crushing the carotid artery."

Regards
Paul

[AlexS]

A few good ones there, but after long deliberation, I liked mic-d's
I found your air leak Darl!

Go for it, mic-d.

[mic-d]

Thanks Alex. here's a pair of muts.

[Lunar]

Wuff, we was fwamed I telz ya.

[tea lady]

Good dog, bad dog!

[chrisb691]

In the canine world, Apartheid is still an issue.

[AlexS]

(Sings) One black one, one white one ....

[Sawdust Maker]

"what are you in for?"

[labr@]

Ernie's theory that 2 dogs can't get through a besser brick was proved correct by the lab test.:p

[Cliff Rogers]

The Black & White Masonry Show.

[Cliff Rogers]

Stereoscopic seeing eye dogs.

[Cliff Rogers]

All in all you're just another Lab in the wall.

[Cliff Rogers]

We can't go this way, it seems to be blocked.

[Bushmiller]

White lab: "How are we going to get out of here?"

Black lab: " Don't worry it'll be a breeze."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Wuff, we was fwamed I telz ya.

Welcome Lunar. A good thread to follow:wink:.

Regards
Paul

[Groggy]

I warned you not to eat the brickie's lunch but you just had to do it didn't you!

[Skew's_Girl]

Any apprentice Bricky can put a pig in a wall. Bruce, however, exceeded expectations...

[Bushmiller]

Black lab: "Did you ever see Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?"


White lab: "Yeah."

Black lab: "You remember the ending?"

White lab: "Yeah."

Black lab: "OK then. On my count of three. One..... two......

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Black lab: "When graincorp asked us to do this promotion, is this what you expected?"

White lab: "Nah."

Black lab: "This is a sh***y job."

White lab: "Yeah."

Black lab: "I suppose that's because lablab is a green manure crop."

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

OK all good ones and hard to split, so I am going to go with sawdust maker and his simple caption, "what are you in for?"

have a go.

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks

I'm inclined to say 'bluudy waratahs'

but will go with...

Who? Me?

[Sawdust Maker]

Sorry
senior moment - thought this was the photo for a caption thread

So to get this on back on track how about this

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[Pac man]

Holy Smoke!

Or

This is how they really make the holy water

[Pac man]

Glory to God on a high

[labr@]

Well, that explains the flying nun!

[Sawdust Maker]

Only three entries, I'll give this one more day

[Groggy]

Man, that's a really bad habit.

[chrisb691]

If purple mushrooms aren't available, one needs to be adaptable.

[Bushmiller]

Only three entries, I'll give this one more day

The first captions were so good. I couldn't compete:(. You've shamed me now. I'll have a little think...just to make up the numbers.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Police said, despite appearances, she wasn't a person of interest. More a 'nunentity'."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"These new candles are a lot more fiddly than the old ones."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Sister Mary was disappointed with her new drum and concluded she must have left off the 'O'."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

It is hard to beat the first couple.

Best I can add is 'An addictive habit.'

[mic-d]

God cannabannoyed with her.


Cheers
Michael

[Pac man]

Suck it back til you can do nun but choke

[A Duke]

You are going to have to get out of that habit.

[Bushmiller]

"Despite taking up soccer, Sister Mary was still quite unable to kick the habit."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Hve to admit I was expecting the habit captions earlier
not sur I should have waited a day some of them were pretty bad


Well, that explains the flying nun!

I'll go with the Rat on this one. Over to you labr@

[labr@]

Thanks Nick. Here's one of me at work......

[A Duke]

Got to slow down, the early bird catches the worm but the second rat gets the cheese.

[Sawdust Maker]

the grass is always greener on ... wait a minute that's aged chedder

[mic-d]

Think outside the box


Cheers

Michael

[Bushmiller]

Remember the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." The mice are in charge.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Just another ten chinups and it's time for a little treat.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Damn****n! I think that black rat from HR has beaten me to it!

(:?. Umm..should that be RR?:?)

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Someone said skippy's in here somewhere

[Bushmiller]

Geez. Did they really think I wouldn't notice they took the glass top off?

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

The bear went over the mountain,
The bear went over the mountain,
The bear went over the mountain to see what..... he could.... see....

That's not a mountain is it? :think:

[tea lady]

These mazes are a cinch once you get the hang of them!

[labr@]

Well that's long enough I was tempted by the second rat and aged cheddar references but it's going to Bushmiller for the 10 chinups - go bizarre Paul!

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Bob

Not sure about bizzare. I would have to devote a little more time and destroy a great number of brain cells: More than at a single alcoholic sitting.:rolleyes:

So in the meantime, something a little off the planet and there is a story attached.:wink:

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

wow, a six pack on a car

[Sawdust Maker]

Muscle Car

[tea lady]

Ultimate bumper car!

[mic-d]

Is that Elvis hiding in the car's left-hand headlight?

Cheers
Michael

[mic-d]

I got the inspiration for the design when my wife bent over

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

I got the inspiration for the design when my wife bent over

Cheers
Michael:banhim:

:D

[Skew's_Girl]

Oh no, aliens have invaded and they have style

someone call the director for Jersey Shore we have a replacement for Snooki

[Skew's_Girl]

When did Klingons buy out Holden?

[A Duke]

The latest composite formula didn't resist the out back sun.

[mic-d]

Bushmiller looks like he's gone MIA. Here's one to keep the thread going until he gets back to judge.

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Ole!

[Sawdust Maker]

I hope that's not a beef burger you're eating!

[Pac man]

Look out that Bulls horny!

[Bushmiller]

Apologies. I hadn't realised the time delay. I got a little busy at work. Thanks mic-d for moving things on.

I mentioned there was a story about this one so I will give it to you anyway.

It is the Rust Heinz (HJ Heinz family) Phantom Corsair built in 1938. It was one of a kind. He intended to go into production with it as an upmarket vehicle, but died before he could achieve that. No one else was interested in taking it on.

It was based on a Cord chassis and had the same motor (V8 Lycoming, I think). Very advanced in styling even amongst the exotics of the day: Radical even. A few more pictures for you below.

I think it would have been between Skew's Girl's Klingon/Holden rference and mic-d's allusions to muscle cars. Under the circumstances please continue with mic-d's charging bull.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Robert de Niro, famous for getting right into his character, had the crowd completely fooled."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"If you think he's mad now, just wait 'till he twigs the cods aren't going to go the full distance!"

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Looks like a lot of bull to me.

[AlexS]

"Ask not for whom the bull rolls ...."

[labr@]

As Rory made good his escape he bade a farewell to harm.........

[labr@]

Meanwhile, in the front row, Mr Hemingway was glad he wore his brown corduroy trousers.

[pugwash]

Kevin, no longer satisfied with sitting at the back, makes a determined effort to return to the front bench.

[Bushmiller]

"Don't be alarmed Silvio. I am not an outraged father: Just a working bull incensed by this bloke on your right playing the mouth organ!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Now; Which one of you did I hear mention 'Bull**it'?"

Regards
Paul

[mic-d]

Take it away A Duke, looks like a lot of bull from here too!

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

Take it away A Duke, looks like a lot of bull from here too!

Cheers
Michael
Right oh

[Sawdust Maker]

damn, overfilled the pool again:doh:

[Bushmiller]

"Graphic illustration of the penalty for over-exuberance during the rain dance."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"A stroll in the park just became a whole lot more difficult."

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

"Police say they now have a significant clue to the location of the 8 escapees from the zoo's beaver enclosure."

[underfoot]

The local council is reconsidering its use of GPS when installing park furniture

[mic-d]

I was sitting next to my guru and he was telling me "you've just got to go with the flow". That's the last thing I remember.


Cheers
Michael

[Christos]

See I told you that you can sit and cast at the same time.

[A Duke]

"A stroll in the park just became a whole lot more difficult."

Regards
Paul
Not many gos on this one. I will give it to Bushmiller because that is so true. That seat is positioned so artists can sit and sketch the picturesque stepping stones that are about a meter and a half under water in the photo.
I liked mic's one of being told to go with the flow and then being gone.
Undy, this is the ACT we don't have a council only TAMS (Territories and municipal Services) and they deserve mention in this (joke) forum.

Take it away Bushmiller.

Regards

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Hugh. I particularly like Mic-d's effort too.

Have a go at this one:

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Garbage collection.

[Sawdust Maker]

007s attempt to slip into the Embassy grounds was tragically unsuccessful

[Cliff Rogers]

The gift of the garb.

[A Duke]

The giraffe suit would have been a better disguise.