Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[groverwa]

The Pattern of Animals

[labr@]

Skip,
Skip,
Are you in there Skippy?


Right, time's up and I can't go past this one. Your go Fly.

(I imagine the rest of the script is along the lines of:
"Tsk Tsk Tsk"
"What's that Skip? It's dark inside but you've found the missing bushwalker? Hang on, I'll go and get Dad.")

[_fly_]

with short notice this is it.
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[A Duke]

You would be smiling too if you had seen what I just saw.

[rwbuild]

Man! You should see the She Oak and what she does with those needles

[labr@]

Fly I think something's wrong - there appears to be a mirror in your post :?.

[Sawdust Maker]

Private Woods was exceptional at camouflage

[Bushmiller]

"The short Ent of the stick." (With apologies to JRR Tolkien)

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

Is that you Agent 38?

[groverwa]

No - Agent 96 or if you are upside down Agent 69 :o:oo:

[_fly_]

Is that you Agent 38?

Got to give it to .
Loved that show.

[RETIRED]

Ok. Ta. Try this.


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[tea lady]

I giving someone a wizzy a yellow or red card offense?

[_fly_]

That's no how you do a wedgie...
(said with a scottish accent)

[rwbuild]

Hey stupid, the balls over here

[chrisb691]

If you don't look after your porcelains, they'll catch on everything.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Fore!





(With the way I play golf, this is shortly followed by Five!, Six! and Seven! while I'm still on the tee...)

[chrisb691]

Fore!

(With the way I play golf, this is shortly followed by Five!, Six! and Seven! while I'm still on the tee...)

Eight, Nine, Ten!...while I'm on the putting green.

[Sawdust Maker]

now watch 'im take a dive

[artme]

6.0, 7.4,.5.8, 6.2, 9.9.

[RETIRED]

That's no how you do a wedgie...
(said with a scottish accent)Fly takes it this time. Take it away Peter.

[_fly_]

OK, Here's one I like.
(and no coming back with 'thats no how you brush your teeth' also said in a scottish accent.
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[Cliff Rogers]

Never ever brush yer teeff if yer angry.

[tea lady]

New tooth and beard cleaner.

[rwbuild]

Whoe's calling who a tooth fairy

[AlexS]

All right! Who put the shaving cream in the toothpaste drawer?

[A Duke]

Ajax foaming cleanser.

[rustynail]

And now for the eye balls!!!!

[_fly_]

Never ever brush yer teeff if yer angry.

Think I'll go with this one.

Off you go Cliff

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta.

See how you go with this one.

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[A Duke]

Just hanging around.

[_fly_]

Harry!, Harry!,

Have you finished putting up the tinsel yet?

My brother's family, The Griswolds will be here soon.

A scene from the new film:
National Lampoons Family Reunion

[DavidG]

Stop taking pictures and get the b.dy ladder!

[groverwa]

James

[Bushmiller]

"How to take the glitter off the tinsel."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

James

OK, looks like we only got a few replies, I'm giving it to Grover.

[groverwa]

"How to take the glitter off the tinsel."

Garry

[tea lady]

I'm not sure this is going to work for the gibbon costume.

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, looks like we only got a few replies, I'm giving it to Grover.


"How to take the glitter off the tinsel."

Garry

No, I picked you for the next photo, not to pick the winner. :doh: :D

[Tonyz]

wake up :D

[Bushmiller]

Wha..wha what's happening?

How about this as there was a communication problem with groverwa:

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Regards
Paul

[_fly_]

miniature woman tries to steal cheese platter.
Police said she was easy to find as we followed the stink of blue cheese.

[rwbuild]

The photographer tried in vain to get her to say 'cheese'

[labr@]

When she told me her hat was made of fermented curd I said "No whey!" :p

[CMB]

When she told me her hat was made of fermented curd I said "No whey!" :p

I'm not even going to bother trying. I can't compete with that. Bit cheesy, but very clever.

[Sawdust Maker]

Mary brought her own cheese platter

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm sure the invite read 'bring a cheese plate'

[Sawdust Maker]

Mary always got confused, stilton or stilettos?

[Cliff Rogers]

Meet the old cheese.

[chrisb691]

The Ad. said..

WANTED: Girl with cheesy grin for unique modelling assignment.

[tea lady]

I've come as a dad joke. :D

[rrich]

I see a little cheese cake but where is the platter?

[Chief Tiff]

Hell for a gynophobic gourmand...

[Bushmiller]

I'm sure the invite read 'bring a cheese plate'

Labr@t's effort was whey ahead there for a while and I thought Chief Tiff's entry was good, but I had to look up gynophobic (I really wasn't sure what the dictionary would say about that) so on principle I'm awarding it to Nick :wink:.

I thought somebody may have gone with cheese and spare ribs as the lady in question seems well endowed in the latter department, as well as the former come to think of it, but I'll go with Nick for the simplicity of bringing banality to a ludicrous look :).

Over to Sawdust Maker

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Paul

Thanks

I've started a new thread as Number 6 is getting a bit big

Take #7 (http://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/another-need-caption-reply-question-take-7-a-180906/#post1736937)