Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[rustynail]

This little number is suitable for any back passage.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The latest methane powered scooter for the incontinent elderly! Convert their disabilities into assets!

[CMB]

...and that's the bog standard model. The deluxe has electric wipers.

[CMB]

Imagine the skid marks!

[springwater]

Trivial poosuit

[_fly_]

While watching GC 600..

Craig Lowndes was taught to drive before he was toilet trained, So his parents combined his training.

And he's still a little S#!T, Hate him hate him hate him.

[rwbuild]

The poop mobile

[Chief Tiff]

"Took that corner so fast I lifted the nearside wheels and nearly rolled her. Fortunately I was sitting in the right place......"

[labr@]

Jay Ohrberg's 7th grade workshop project.

[Gra]

For when you got to go.. Fast.....

[Sawdust Maker]

Mum kept complaining about the skid marks from my old kart!

[Bushmiller]

.wcx

A superb response and I have to congratulate you on your restraint. A provocative subject that was enough to get you banned and me also for being an accessory before the fact!

I thought we might have had:

"Goes like a shower of ****."
"Comfort stops on the move."
"Do not flush while at traffic lights."

The list goes on....

I paticularly liked

Springwater's "Trivial Poosuit."
and CMB's reference to

"electric wipers."

They struck a chord.

But it goes to Underfoot for the simplicity and imagery it conjures up.

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

..moi?...ta..how about...

[Gra]

Paint me like one of your french girls..

[_fly_]

Its called Bush Pilates

[Sawdust Maker]

flat out like a ...

[Cliff Rogers]

At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed
'Cause they're tired little Teddy Bears

[Gra]

Oi, Martha, bring me a beer will ya

[A Duke]

After you have eaten all the leaves, you need a kip.

[Bushmiller]

I was going to say

"I'm practising to be a lizzard,"

but SawdustMaker sort of got there first :(:D.

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Hey babe, come up here and I'll give you a bear hug to remember

[tea lady]

koala bares all.

[Chief Tiff]

"I'm sexy and I know it"

[rwbuild]

Its his tree and his family branch

[artme]

One more fermented leaf and I'll fall.

[underfoot]

...well helooo ladies...can I interest anyone in a little eucalyptus?

yeah, I know, I shouldn't caption my own post......but I am koalafied..:doh:

some good ones here folks...but I'll give this one to Gra.."Paint me like one of your french girls"

[Gra]

but I'll give this one to Gra.."Paint me like one of your french girls"

And I thought nobody here would get the reference.... Give me a sec to come up with one

[Gra]

give this a try

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[Bushmiller]

"Just having a turn."

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Can't wait to get this back on the road.

[Cliff Rogers]

Orville Wright had an idea forming...

[AlexS]

B......s knocked it back on its roadworthiness certificate!

[underfoot]

..Cecil decides to incorporate green engine technology..

[rwbuild]

detuned Munster mobile

[Sawdust Maker]

Bluudy RTA knocked rego back - no seatbelts

[springwater]

Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend.

[artme]

When I was young this is how we signaled....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

As original, even down to the trafficators...

[Chief Tiff]

"Get outta th' way, dopey!!!"

[_fly_]

There's a horse in here somewhere making it go,
and I'm going to keep pulling it apart till I find it.....

[Gra]

Time for a new one.

Special mention to SawdustMaker for,


Bluudy RTA knocked rego back - no seatbelts

That is way too close to the truth after having an argument with them about a similar problem

But I have to hand it to A Duke for


Can't wait to get this back on the road.


Because its exactly what he said. The damn thing still isn't on the road….

[A Duke]

OK back to the cuddly animals
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[_fly_]

You got any butter menthol's babe, I'm feeling a little horse.

[CMB]

Stop horsing around Ed, and go make us a cuppa!

[AlexS]

In this horse suit, he'll never know I'm really a giraffe.

[Chief Tiff]

I get home and all I hear is "nag...nag...nag..."

[rwbuild]

Mr Ed waiting for re-runs of My Friend Flicka

[Bushmiller]

"Can I have the crossword."

Regards
Paul

[Gra]

Sarah Jessica Parker relaxing with her mum,

Though Bushhmiller I was going to say, can I have the racing section, I think my sister is running today

[labr@]

Meanwhile, somewhere out in the streets an electric monk searches fruitlessly.....

(Yes, it's very obscure - relies on having read a particular book)

[labr@]

That's a nice horse chesterfield.

[Gra]

Meanwhile, somewhere out in the streets an electric monk searches fruitlessly.....

(Yes, it's very obscure - relies on having read a particular book)


Labr@ I have read the book, but had to google the reference, time to reread. You do know they made a TV series out of it.

[artme]

Thought the horse hair was supposed to go INSIDE the cushions!

[Gra]

I get up to go top the toilet, by the time I get back, there is no room on the couch. Pets, what do you do with them.

[Gra]

you should have seen him try and get out of the beanbag

[CMB]

Anyone seen Wilbur lately?

[rustynail]

CECILIA (Simon & Garfunkel)

[Sawdust Maker]

Stop horsing around and pass the remote

[Chief Tiff]

Mr Ed...The Retirement Years

[artme]

This isn't Greenacres so the pig misses out!!

[A Duke]

We seem to have run out of ideas, so I better choose. I nearly laughed myself horse at some of them and some were over my head or I haven't been reading the right things. But I think I will choose.
"Can I have the crossword."

Regards
PaulOff you go Bushmiller.

[Bushmiller]

We seem to have run out of ideas, so I better choose. I nearly laughed myself horse at some of them and some were over my head or I haven't been reading the right things. But I think I will choose. Off you go Bushmiller.


Thanks Hugh, although I would have gone with some of the horsey puns myself :D.

And sorry to be slow but only just returned to access to the internet. Well on a day like today this pic, which was in fact the last one I had stored and didn't think was up to much has to be a dead cert :rolleyes: .

Have a punt anyway :rolleyes: . (I think I'd better stop now before or some other steward er.. I mean moderator raises an objection :rolleyes: .

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Regards
Paul

[Gra]

Tuners Romanian style

[Chief Tiff]

Yeah, I know the replacement door isn't an exact colour match but other than that you wouldn't know she'd had a bingle

[Cliff Rogers]

"I'm a bit cold, mind if I turn the heater on?"

[Gra]

The most horsepower a lada has ever had

[A Duke]

This is the GT model, the Standard modal has 1 donkey power.

[_fly_]

I know this one.

Its Dai Sensei's around Australia trip.

Links here by the way http://www.woodworkforums.com/f125/all-way-around-aus-176921/

[artme]

Does this thing have sat.nav???

[Gra]

Darling, this new chauffeur you hired, looks like a horses ass

[Ticky]

It's got Four on the Floor, Steel Belted Radials, Leather Upholstery & a Towbar..... What more could you ask for

[Chief Tiff]

2013 winner of "Pimp My Ride-Romania"

[chrisb691]

...AND it's got Bluetooth.

[CMB]

2013 winner of "Pimp My Ride-Romania"

...Pimp My Hide, perhaps?

[Gra]

The new Roma Niva has been seen in secret testing

[_fly_]

I thought a Fiat Panda would have had a real panda, not a jackass

[A Duke]

Since I copied the F1s and fitted smaller diameter wheels on the front the handling has improved out of this world.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Are we there yet?" "No, and stop asking or you won't be allowed to buy a drink at the next Blacksmiths!"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Trust me: you really don't want to know what the accelerator pedal is connected to... :rolleyes:

[Bushmiller]

Trust me: you really don't want to know what the accelerator pedal is connected to... :rolleyes:

OK Skew,

You snuck in at the end there. Go for it.

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

A while ago I saved off a whole slew of pix for this thread... but d'ya reckon I can remember which ones I've already used? :doh:

So, apologies if this is a dupe. Although I don't think so...

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[Gra]

Emo Deer

[Bushmiller]

"Camo had become all the rage...during the hunting season."

Regards
Paul

[artme]

Deer me!

[labr@]

Thank god THAT mating season's over

[CMB]

All I can see is forest. :think:

[Gra]

Skew has been using the whipper Snipper again

[RETIRED]

Oi Ollie, do you like the new do mmmm?

[tea lady]

The part time job harvesting hay does have a down side.

[Doggie]

Can you still see me?

[labr@]

Looks like the dachshund finally traded in the giraffe suit.

[A Duke]

As long as you don't let the grass grow under your feet.

[A Duke]

It does not mean I have s#!t for brains!

[Skew's_Girl]

Hipster elk doesn't think much of your opinion. He knew about grass hats like last year!

[tea lady]

I thought grass was supposed to be more fun than this.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

A couple there tickled my fancy...


"Camo had become all the rage...during the hunting season."

...but considering that Bushmiller's is closest to the original caption of "You can't see me!" it looks like it's his turn in the barrel. :)

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Skew.<o:p></o:p>
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Oh ####! I still haven't dug up any caption pix. I'll beback (apologies to Arnie.)<o:p></o:p>
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Regards<o:p></o:p>
Paul<o:p></o:p>

[Bushmiller]

Here you go.

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Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

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That's better. You can see the pic.

Regards
Paul

[CMB]

I would never wear those shoes with that dress!