Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[A Duke]

I hope he doesn't know I was chewing on his cousin's shin bone for dinner last night.

[artme]

Is this what they call a Mexican Standoff??

[rwbuild]

Doggone bull headed mut

[Bushmiller]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog that counts!"

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

I know all 4 options are possible, but I think I will give it a pass.

[Gra]

the steaks are high, but if we pull it off we will be in gravy

[Sawdust Maker]

Didn't I step on one of these yesterday?

[Sawdust Maker]

Just remember - Don't blink!

[tea lady]

Heathcliff?

[Chief Tiff]

Hey Daisy; you're going to grow up to be MY dinner!

[Sawdust Maker]

Hey, Farmer Fred's dog is loose again ....
You wanna sneak around to the west again ... ?

[Cliff Rogers]

"Are you the black sheep of the family?"

[Bushmiller]

Heathcliff?

Heathcliff? Heathcliff? Who the hell is Heathcliff? :? There again I've never read any Bronte, so how would I know?:rolleyes::D.

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Heathcliff? Heathcliff? Who the hell is Heathcliff? :? There again I've never read any Bronte, so how would I know?:rolleyes::D.

Regards
Paul

Funny that you should pick on that one Paul - it's the one that gave me the biggest laugh - although I may not understand it the same way as you (or anyone else).

Anyhow it's been a couple of days now so it's over to Tea Lady.

[Chief Tiff]

I think tea Lady might be a bit distracted at the moment; I saw a strange post about Bunnings, licking hammers and some weird dance thing called "twerking"? :p

[RETIRED]

Go on with this one. Points deducted for using picture title.:wink:



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[A Duke]

No it has not got a special suspension pac, it's bog standard.

[Chief Tiff]

I wanted to lower it so I cut off the bottoms of the wheels...

[Cliff Rogers]

He just drove it into the ground.

[AlexS]

These tyres were supposed to be able to handle wet surfaces.

[Bushmiller]

"Now I know why it's called a spoiler."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

But the GPS said turn right

[tea lady]

I think tea Lady might be a bit distracted at the moment; I saw a strange post about Bunnings, licking hammers and some weird dance thing called "twerking"? :p
Sorry. Was busy for a change.:C

[tea lady]

They are only flat on one side.

[A Duke]

No it has not got a special suspension pac, it's just bog stranded.

[_fly_]

Its because red ones go faster.

[Ticky]

"So How'd that work out for ya, mmmmmmate!" :((

[rwbuild]

A newbie showing off his skid pan skills.......FAIL

[RETIRED]

Take it away ADuke. Bog standard was what got me.:D

[A Duke]

OK try this
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[Bushmiller]

"Pussy struck!"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

What a catastrophe!

[Cliff Rogers]

The Apple MAC is a much felined product.

[_fly_]

Veterinary Course Online

Learn how to dissect and stitch back together.
Comes with free dead cat.

Learn it all online by following the extensive video
instruction manual.

call 555-deadcat

[Ticky]

The new Dell laptop comes with a bundle of Cat 5E Network Cable


(Sadly, I am showing my nerdy side here)

[DavidG]

Apple version of a mouse.

[Gra]

* Sorry sir, we havent found the problem with your PC, but we are now trying a CAT scan

* I tried working from home it was a catastrophe

[Chief Tiff]

On-line Korean cookery course; today's dish: "Unlucky Fried Kitten"

[A Duke]

"Pussy struck!"

Regards
PaulSome really good ons there but I will go with one for the memories it evokes.
Off you go Bushmiller.
Regards

[Bushmiller]

Some really good ons there but I will go with one for the memories it evokes.
Off you go Bushmiller.
Regards

Stand by.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

I wasn't going to do an animal, but.....

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Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

1) A general with the BS knocked out.


2) Belt & braces.


3) Magpie season.

[_fly_]

Colonel Hogans idea to steal Shultz's helmet worked the first time, like they always do...

[tea lady]

The Bi Annual Hare and Tortoise Race was not called off just cos of a little world war. It was too important for that.

[Cliff Rogers]

How to avoid shell shock.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Police have regretfully decided not to invest in the latest line of eco-friendly speed-bumps, due to the lengthy time required for deployment.

[_fly_]

Police have regretfully decided not to invest in the latest line of eco-friendly speed-bumps, due to the lengthy time required for deployment.

No, they are meant to be stinger spikes, but they got ww2 german helmets instead of the ww1 helmets.
Ah well.

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[Sawdust Maker]

Fred lived in a war zone

[Sawdust Maker]

Harry's kit for Afghanistan

[Sawdust Maker]

Harry was never sure about his role as a mine sweeper

[rustynail]

In coming!

[Chief Tiff]

Flash finally arrived at the Somme

[Ticky]

"come back when you've got some protection" she says :((

[rwbuild]

Talk about shell shock! even lost my pattern

[Gra]

worst case of helmet hair ever

[Bushmiller]

How to avoid shell shock.

Rusty Nail's "In coming" is highly commended, but Cliff Roger's effort struck a chord with me.

Over to you Cliff

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Beauty, ta.

Back in a tick.

[Cliff Rogers]

Staying all creatures great & small.

Who says they don't have expressions? :D

I love the look on the owl's face.

See what you can do with it.


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[A Duke]

Meet my sister.

[rustynail]

Dowel making.

[Chief Tiff]

Dowel making.

Kindly remove this post.

Every time someone reads it I can here the groans all the way over here in SEQ :p

[Gra]

Duck, incoming...

[labr@]

When I said "Here comes a bloke with a boomerang, you'd better get a helmet or duck" ..........

[Chief Tiff]

Little did Donald realise but every day he dared to declare his devotion to Deirdre was another day closer to Doona-ville...

[AlexS]

I suppose a duck's out of the question?

[Sawdust Maker]

I wish Yella would stop using me as a pillow

[tea lady]

Owl feathers have been found to be unsuited to doona stuffing, owing to their bad vibes.

[Thunder54]

Duck for cover

[labr@]

You're my besh fren *hic* beshtest fren a duck could ever have ...........

[_fly_]

When they grow up and mate, I'll have an endless supply of D-owls.

[Ticky]

Nice Hooter :p

[Ticky]

So BILL Me!

[Cliff Rogers]

You're my besh fren *hic* beshtest fren a duck could ever have ...........

Best one I reckon, go for it labr@.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Too late again! :sigh: Still, while I'm 'ere...

"Y'know, once yer take this photo I'm takin' off this stoopid duck hat... an' then I'm coming for you!."

[labr@]

Thanks Cliff. It's getting harder to pick a photo - so many to choose from.

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[_fly_]

Clint Eastwood used a magnum,

but his dad was from an earlier generation when things were done differently.

[Ticky]

Nah Nah :bleh:

[Gra]

now if I throw this just right I can cut the elastic and watch her panties drop

[Bushmiller]

"Why am I smiling? She thinks I've done this before."

Regards
Paul

[rustynail]

Another OPSM happy customer.

[Chief Tiff]

Do ya reckon she now wishes she hadn't blown the insurance premiums on the pokies?

[rwbuild]

Hurry up with the blindfold, I don't like the sight of blood

[rosewood]

Ha Ha Ha, (evil laugh that is) the insurance, will soon be all mine!

[Bushmiller]

"Hope I don't kill the goose that lays the golden egg."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

This'll teach her to not buy her used car from Flash Harry's on Parramatta Road.

[Bushmiller]

"Actually, I started off playing darts, but I wasn't much good at that......."

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

At the latest Working With Wood Expo, Guido demonstrated the latest developments in the ScarySharp system, proudly announcing "It's not just for the Shed anymore; now it's for the WHOLE family!"

[Gra]

Skew are you sure you don't mean "the hole family"

[labr@]

"Actually, I started off playing darts, but I wasn't much good at that......."

Regards
Paul

Gra's final comment was groanworthy but I liked Bushmiller's best - your go Paul.

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Bob. I keep getting caught out having no pictures. In a moment of madness I cleaned up and they got deleted!

Have a go at this :rolleyes: .

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Regards
Paul

[DavidG]

When you gota go.. Go quick.

[underfoot]

.wcx

[chrisb691]

Porta potty.

[CMB]

That's wheely sh#t!

[Cliff Rogers]

Who in their right mind would put pink seat covers on a go kart? :think:

[rwbuild]

A 2 piston go cart.....

[tea lady]

The solution to taking too many pit stops on the 24 hour go cart marathon.

[A Duke]

Incontinence GTX

[tea lady]

small room with a vroom. (I'm sure I've used this before. :hmm: )

Dial a dunny

[labr@]

Sure it looks girly - but it goes like a shower of $h!t.