Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[underfoot]

..Ta..how about

[chrisb691]

What do you get when you cross a chook with a garden gnome?

[tea lady]

I hate it when she watches those DIY shows.

[tea lady]

Gnome Macnuggets in Tecoma.

( Burger Off! Tecoma says NO to McDonalds (http://www.burgeroff.org/) )

[CMB]

The fowl-est act gnome to man.

Craig

[A Duke]

It's one way to participate in the festivities without being the main dish.

[tea lady]

Isn't it the cat's turn for dress ups today?

[_fly_]

Yes, I'm an evil genius..

For my next trick I shall turn tea lady into a bullfrog-smurf..

[tea lady]

Yes, I'm an evil genius..

For my next trick I shall turn tea lady into a bullfrog-smurf..:think: So is my skin blue or green for that one?

[rustynail]

Gnome de plume

[springwater]

You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

(not sure chooks think that much though)

[labr@]

Unfortunately the giraffe suit was already taken........




(That old photo just keeps on giving don't it?:U)

[Sawdust Maker]

Gert's friends never realised she had issues until she turned up at the 'come as you are' party

[rwbuild]

Me thinks he's a little hen pecked

[chrisb691]

dachshund in a chicken suit in a gnome suit.

[tea lady]

Gnome de plume
I vote for this one. :rofl:

[artme]

Gnome or comments please.

[underfoot]

Gnome de plume


I vote for this one. :rofl:

Yep..:U..very clever..take it away rustynail..

[rustynail]

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[A Duke]

I told them they did not have the break bias right.

[tea lady]

Nemo?

[Sawdust Maker]

1st case of mammals being susceptible to ostrich flu

[rwbuild]

making an overseas trunk call

[artme]

Hey mum, There's a crocodile down here!!!

[_fly_]

Just need to hope that the guy with the penny farthing doesn't use my butt as a bike rack.

[chrisb691]

Blurry sandworms sure are strong around here.

[Cliff Rogers]

I fell down & got tide.

[Ticky]

uuurrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[Chief Tiff]

(in David Attenborough's dulcet tones...)

"And here we have the beautiful but deadly lesser-spotted hunting clam grappling with it's favourite prey..."

[rustynail]

(in David Attenborough's dulcet tones...)

"And here we have the beautiful but deadly lesser-spotted hunting clam grappling with it's favourite prey..."
Take it away Chief Tiff.

[Chief Tiff]

Sorry it's a bit late; my interweb's been playing up.

Here's a disgustingly sickly one to play with





http://pets.displaypix.com/images/items/itm_cute-white-cat-in-bucket2013-02-15_13-27-48_1.jpg

[Bushmiller]

"I hope things improve. I don't think I can cope with another fourteen years of posing like this."

Regards
Paul

[artme]

Get on with it!! Take the bloody photo!!!

[rwbuild]

That's me when I'm cute, just don't rub the fur the wrong way

[tea lady]

So exactly WHAT did I do in my past lifes to deserve this?

[A Duke]

Going to Hell in a hand basket.

[Cliff Rogers]

Oh no, here comes the silly yellow bow for my head, I hate that thing.

[Sawdust Maker]

What do you mean 'I'm not a snow leopard'?

[rustynail]

"I'll tell ya who's the b#*^@y basket case!"

[Chief Tiff]

What do you mean 'I'm not a snow leopard'?

:D

Take it away

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks

How about this one?

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[_fly_]

I bet she got teased with "four eyes" at school.
She's lucky she doesn't wear glasses, "eight eyes"

[Bushmiller]

"The ayes have it!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Sirry illiot. I say I need eyes in back of my head."

Regards
Paul

[rustynail]

There's a couple of ways of looking at this...........

[slidingdovetail]

....and the latest specimen to emerge from Chernobyl is......

[Gra]

fukushima is under control, we promise

[slidingdovetail]

"darn it, now I have to buy twice as much eyeliner and mascara"

[rwbuild]

I bet she can see both sides of an arguement

[A Duke]

I've got my eye on all of you.

[rwbuild]

Cyclops nemisis

[Bushmiller]

"The optometrist just loves me."

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

I have to go easy on the grog or I see quadruple.

[Chief Tiff]

Mum, I hate my glasses.

The mean boys all call me "eight eyes"

[artme]

Now, where are my tetracles?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Mum said I should never make a spectacle of myself. HMMMPH! Easier said than done... :rolleyes:

[rwbuild]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[rwbuild]

Anyone know where I can get a stereo camera with multi focal lens's

[artme]

How come my brown eyes are blue?

[chrisb691]

The reason first cousins shouldn't marry.

[Ticky]

Herej lookin at you Kid :pi:

[Sawdust Maker]

The reason first cousins shouldn't marry.

Think I'll go with this one

though I thought I'd get some sort of blind date caption

[chrisb691]

Off you go then.

[A Duke]

Eat it!!

[_fly_]

You in the army now boy, when you do a push up get your face on the ground like this.

[Gra]

Tell me the plans the dogs have and I will let go of your head

[Bushmiller]

"I have to tell you I have this old copy of Mafiosi - Tricks of the trade. If you find this unpalatable, you're really not going to like chapter two!"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

chow mein....really mean

[Sawdust Maker]

Thought I told you to always be on your guard!

[labr@]

If the Catfather offers you a meal you EAT the meal.

[rustynail]

I told you if you ever did that I'd rub your face in it.

[artme]

This is the new training video for meow meow terrorists.

[RETIRED]

This is the new training video for meow meow terrorists.The youngies on here wouldn't get that.:wink:

[AlexS]

This is the new training video for meow meow terrorists.


The youngies on here wouldn't get that.:wink:
Kenya believe that?

[chrisb691]

Eat it!!

This one takes off the caption, so off you go A Duke.

:aro-d:


:aro-d:



:aro-d:



Kenya believe that?

And this one takes out the prize for 's entry.

[Gra]

The youngies on here wouldn't get that.:wink:

Does that mean i'm not a youngie any more :(

[A Duke]

Thanks. Lets try the same theme.
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[Sawdust Maker]

Yes Master

[_fly_]

I Queen Puss dub thee knight; rise Sir Corgi of Forum.

[fenderbelly]

pull your head in puppy, i'm the top cat around here.

[Cliff Rogers]

Good dog.

[Sawdust Maker]

Tell me the plans the dogs have and I will let go of your head




OK it's plagiarism pure and simple :D

[rwbuild]

Arise Sir Barkalot

[RETIRED]

You are healed my son.

[tea lady]

Out thee devil. Leave this body, I command you.

[Gra]

I finally found the off switch

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When things go to the dogs, I puts 'em on 'paws.'


:rolleyes:

[artme]

Mmmmm... mother told me not to mes with this cat.

[Chief Tiff]

No; you may NOT join me.

[rustynail]

Poor puppy

[Chief Tiff]

I learnt this off Mick Dundee....

[A Duke]

Choices, choices, they are all good this time, I think I will go with this one
When things go to the dogs, I puts 'em on 'paws.'


:rolleyes:Off you go Skew.




For the cool cats wondering what the dogs are up to, all will be revealed when the shipment of giraffe suits arrive.

Regards

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Giraffe suits? Where do I line up for mine? :wink:

In the meantime...

[_fly_]

where did you get a picture of my family reunion???

[A Duke]

Monkey business.

[A Duke]

A barrow load of trouble.

[Bushmiller]

"Ahem! We just exceeded the GVM. The human wants a volunteer to walk!"

Regards
Paul

[chrisb691]

I said a BARREL load of monkeys.

[Cliff Rogers]

I said a BARREL load of monkeys.
I woz gunna say that. :~

[Bushmiller]

"The collective noun for a group of Orangutans is a "Barra load."

Regards
Paul