Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[Claw Hama]

Or is it Chop and Suey:U

[rwbuild]

2 hot dogs on a bun

[Sawdust Maker]

fell asleep while chasing each others tail

[Ticky]

Who doesn't love a nice pair of puppies

[Thunder54]

Hush puppies ?

[rosewood]

Russian roullette ---- Brrrrt -- if you know what i mean.

[tea lady]

Fart feed back machine.

[tea lady]

Russian roullette ---- Brrrrt -- if you know what i mean.
:D Or maybe Russel roulette?

[Cliff Rogers]

TL can't win again, she won last time & then buggered off & didn't post anything. :D

[tea lady]

TL can't win again, she won last time & then buggered off & didn't post anything. :DI keep losing the threads.

[A Duke]

you've got to call them Ying and Yang
All yours fly
I was wondering if anyone would get Ying and Yang, not only did you get it one through straight but you had it up within 7 minuets of me posting.

Cliff, you don't have to worry she's only second with Russell Roulette.

Saw dust maker, you gave me the biggest giggle.

I see a lot of you think my doggies are SMart Fellers.

Regards

[_fly_]

OK,

Lets see how quick this one takes.

[Gra]

The only person in the world that can step on a lego and not complain

[rwbuild]

They said "pull the other leg", so I 'lego'

[Ticky]

..... "Too Short to play Center am I" :~

[labr@]

She's going to make a hook next
......followed by an eye patch
......and then a parrot.

[tea lady]

We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

[Sawdust Maker]

peg lego

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Alright... who leaked the new Medicare schedule? :rolleyes:

[rwbuild]

Run for your lives, she's going to lego one any second

[A Duke]

Ultimate DIU.

[_fly_]

Was waiting for the
"So thats how lego was invented and got its name".

So, Going with Labrat. it gave me a giggle

[labr@]

Thanks Fly, what do you make of this?



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[_fly_]

Which side is ice and which is water again, I don't want to get my tongue stuck to an ice block again.

[A Duke]

The A team.

or

Mounted cat burglar.

[Cliff Rogers]

Cool cat.

[Sawdust Maker]

this one's dairy whip

[tea lady]

Hurry up. I don't want the dog from next door to see me. He already thinks I'm suss.

[Gra]

I see your problem, if I just.........

[tea lady]

Maurice? So is the light off or on? Maurice?

[tea lady]

Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

[labr@]

Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

I think this is a case of the (tea) pot calling the kettle black :D

Anyhow I'm giving it to Sawdustmaker for the dairy whip.

[Sawdust Maker]

Ok

thanks

how about this one ...


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[Gra]

Omm non non

[Gra]

I think we fixed the brakes

[A Duke]

We had half a dog on the door step so I thought half a car would look just as cute by the curb side.

[Gra]

Never thought I would say this, but I think the engine is too big

[Thunder54]

For Sale: goes well but it's been run into the ground.

[Ticky]

Now THATS how you do a BURNOUT in a Front WheelDrive!

[Claw Hama]

The NEW "KTELL cobble stone pattern swimming pool cover", keep leaves and grass out of your pool. Ahh cars, NO.

[Cliff Rogers]

That last batch is taking a while to set Bert, you sure you put the right amount of cement in the mix?

[underfoot]

..Well they did tell me to just cobble it together..

[rwbuild]

The Paris that ate cars

[Ticky]

Good one Ray :wink:

[Sawdust Maker]

The Paris that ate cars

yeah I like this one as well

take it away Ray

[rwbuild]

Thanks Nick

Staying with the car theme

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[RETIRED]

See mate, I told ya that ma jeep could get up there.

[chrisb691]

How Minis are made.

[A Duke]

Sexy

[Gra]

That's one way to hide your midlife crisis corvette from your wife

[_fly_]

who would have thought rare earth magnets were that good.
I only had 100 in the centre console.

[Sawdust Maker]

Told you the colours didn't clash

[Ticky]

I HATE sports cars! .... They scratch my diffs.

[Cliff Rogers]

Hump? What hump?

[AlexS]

Throw a bucket of water on 'em - it works with dogs.

[CMB]

Little Timmy: How are cars made Dad?

Dad: Well Timmy, when two cars love each other very very much.......

[rwbuild]

There are 2 possible obvious captions for this one, any takers?

[Gra]

There are 2 possible obvious captions for this one, any takers?


I was going to go with, that's one f@#$%&ed Corvette, but thought the better of it

The other was, this is how they made the 4 wheel drive corvette

[Sawdust Maker]

corvettes with condoms

[Sawdust Maker]

There are 2 possible obvious captions for this one, any takers?

why go the obvious?

[rwbuild]

Why not, at least the level of thinking is above the belt line :rolleyes:

[rwbuild]

The 2 captions I thought that would have surfaced:

Hey mate, go you halves in the parking meter

or

I told you not to park in my spot




Hump? What hump?

Take it away Cliff

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, try this one. :D

There is a story that goes with it but you lot have to make one up.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/279314d1375269576-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-6-sheep-ambo.jpg

[A Duke]

Your date for tonight?

[Gra]

The drive centre goes there

[_fly_]

She's a nice one Charlie,
Does she have a sister?

[Gra]

I thought you said you had some hairy oak

[chrisb691]

Bed and breakfast?

[Ticky]

Yeah mate, I'm gona turn her into a CHOPper :rolleyes:

[underfoot]

Kiwi one......Mate..nice sheep...you orta shear that...
Kiwi two....Nope...aint shearing it with anyone

[rosewood]

My wife tells me i need to lose a few kilos so she has packed a fairly light lunch today.

[labr@]

Gerry picks up his genuine merino lap warmer from the ebay seller's property - and realizes he's been fleeced.:p

[Sawdust Maker]

Think I'll call her Doona.

[Cliff Rogers]

Think I'll call her Doona.

I like this one the best, your turn SDM.

[AlexS]

New avatar Cliff? Haven't been standing too close to your razor, have you.:D

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks Cliff

To keep with the sheep theme ...

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[_fly_]

Of course I got you a nice one Charlie,
It must be a girl, she's pink.

( if your continuing with sheep, I'm continuing with Charlie)

[Sawdust Maker]

...

( if your continuing with sheep, I'm continuing with Charlie)

lol

[A Duke]

Solicitors.

[Cliff Rogers]

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair.... wait.

[chrisb691]

The epitome of bad taste....fancy wearing that outfit with pink accessories.

[rwbuild]

"Hi mom, can I borrow your pinking shears, I want to trim my woolly jumper"

[rwbuild]

"listen Bozo! when I said I wanted something pink and fuzzy..........."

[Sawdust Maker]

The epitome of bad taste....fancy wearing that outfit with pink accessories.

I liked Cliff's as well but was worried the stewards might become involved

I was half expecting something like "Ms Dustmaker taking Doona for a walk"

So over to you Chris

[chrisb691]

Here you go.

[Gra]

and for my next number......

[Gra]

Nancy Wake giving a speach

[chrisb691]

Nancy Wake giving a speach

That may go over a few heads Gra. :D

[AlexS]

Cordless mouse?

[_fly_]

Alvin and the Chipmonks got nothing on me.

You just wait for Jerry and the Gerbils first album.

[Sawdust Maker]

Elvis Ratley

[underfoot]

...Ham-star..

[Gra]

That may go over a few heads Gra. :D

I figured the average audience here was old enough :p

[labr@]

......
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheee-eel
Goin' to the rodent house, gonna have a reee-eal
Good time

Let it roll, baby roll
Let it roll, baby roll

All night lo-ong



(Nancy was all-white:p)

[Cliff Rogers]

Mouse organ.

[Ticky]

And if refugees don't have a Visa, They will not be allowed to settle in Australia.

Cigaretts will be $5.00 each, but this is to deter smoking .... Not to raise my pay ... er er .... Revenue!!!

[rwbuild]

And if refugees don't have a Visa, They will not be allowed to settle in Australia.

Cigaretts will be $5.00 each, but this is to deter smoking .... Not to raise my pay ... er er .... Revenue!!!


...............um.............wrong thread me thinks..................:?:?

[Gra]

...............um.............wrong thread me thinks..................:?:?

No I just think he mistook a mouse for a rat

[Ticky]

No I just think he mistook a mouse for a rat


Well I knew it was some type of vermin

[chrisb691]

.

You just wait for Jerry and the Gerbils first album.

I'll give it to fly for this one, with apologies to the Pacemakers.