Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta. :2tsup:
http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/263013d1365855368-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-6-dog-cat.jpg

[AlexS]

Kiss me, big boy!

[RETIRED]

Guess who?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

50 Shades Of Grey

[Bushmiller]

"Get off me bitch or I'll scratch your eyes out!"

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

1st pilot for the new wrestling show from WWF

[A Duke]

Don't stop.

[AlexS]

Don't. Stop!

[Bushmiller]

"Hit me with your rhythm stick. Hiiit Meee"

(With apologies to Ian Drury, and anybody else who'd like one :).)

Regards
Paul

[enelef]

Woof - where did he go? where did he go? Woof

[Cliff Rogers]

Sorry, nodded off.


Just because he doesn't get a turn very often... I pick . :2tsup:

Now you have to find a pic & you can't trot out that poll dancer again. :D

[RETIRED]

Sorry for the delay. Been in Sydney. OK lets see

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[DavidG]

Dammed modernization.

[Cliff Rogers]

This is going to be a bit like the Oz v NZ footy game, a total walkover, hence the packed stands you can see in the background.

[rwbuild]

This better not be a starters gun

[rwbuild]

Make my day

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Because Criadillas aren't always De Toro...




:D

[Sawdust Maker]

Rodrigo believed he found a loophole in the rules

[_fly_]

Manuel: Julio, Whats the gun for?

Julio: The bulls looking horny.

Manuel: So! Whats the gun for?

Julio: So if I trip over I can shoot myself before the bull gets me.....

[A Duke]

Red matador NRA style.

[Bushmiller]

"Si; I am very good sport. Whya you ask?"

Regards
Paul

[chrisb691]

Isn't that just like a bull? Bringing a horn to a gunfight.

[tea lady]

(thinks the bull,) "Hmm! This guy doesn't look as terrified as usual. "

[rwbuild]

Looks like a lot a bull shoot to me

[RETIRED]

Make my dayThis one gets it.

The original pic,

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[rwbuild]

Thanks

Try this one
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[Cliff Rogers]

'Ey bloke, you got a plat tyre.

[Bushmiller]

"Trussed in me."

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

An African stretch limo.

[_fly_]

Its a Nepalese tour bus.

[Bushmiller]

"The separation of power?"

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

The missus wanted a bike big enough for all the 16 kids

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"The missus is a back seat driver, but she doesn't worry me."

"I finally worked out how to get the roof truss home without those $^@#$ delivery fees..."

[tea lady]

Yeah its alright oin the straight, but I'm thinking at least one hinge might be needed for the windy roads.

[rwbuild]

"The missus is a back seat driver, but she doesn't worry me."



Dont tell the missus I went with this one.

Take it away Skew

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I wonder if I should post this 'un in the Musical Instruments section of the forum instead? :innocent:

[A Duke]

The more sound boards you have the louder it should play.

[Bushmiller]

"It was clear that little Billy had not fully grasped the concept of a sound box. Not only that, a new garden fence was required."

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

And in the right lighting on stage the silhouette of Jimmy Hendrix appears on the wall.

(Reference to old "discussion. " :D )

[Sawdust Maker]

Jimi shouldn't have said "I don't care what it looks like" when ordering his new guitar

[Sawdust Maker]

This was the last time Jimi ordered from eBay

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"There! That should fix the neck rattle!" :rolleyes:


And in the right lighting on stage the silhouette of Jimmy Hendrix appears on the wall.

(Reference to old "discussion. " :D )

:2tsup: Good memory! (http://www.woodworkforums.com/f10/barking-shadows-81475)

[A Duke]

When you finish your act by burning your guitar, you might as well make it out of fire wood.

[Cliff Rogers]

Firewood axe.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When you finish your act by burning your guitar, you might as well make it out of fire wood.

:D All yours!

[A Duke]

:D All yours!Thanks
Let's see what can be done with this one
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Regards

[tea lady]

Ball stale mate.

[tea lady]

You have activated evil ball master 3000. Step away from the ball and no one will get hurt.

[Sawdust Maker]

mine!
No, mine!
no, mine!
no, mine!
no, mine!
no, mine!
no, mine!
...

[_fly_]

French me baby with lots of tommy tongue.

[labr@]

Looks like it really is a dog eat dog world.

[Bushmiller]

"Mankind goes toe to toe; Canines head to head."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hurry hurry HURRY! Get it Oooooouuut! The light is burning my mooooouth!

[A Duke]

Ball stale mate.I think I will go with this one. Off you go TL.

Cliff I think you have been listening to them, they are actually trying to say what Sawdust Maker said, but it is hard when your mouth is full of tennis ball.

One that occurred to me- Jack tussle.

Regards

[tea lady]

I think I will go with this one. Off you go TL.



One that occurred to me- Jack tussle.

RegardsOh that's a good one. I like the light in the mouth one. Anyway Off to have a look .......

Stick with Jackies I reckon.

http://funny-stuff.audio4fun.com/download/funnypixstore3/35927.jpg

[A Duke]

Either bring it out and share it or get out of the hole and give me a go, after all I am a Terrier (ground dog).

[AlexS]

If a dog and a half digs a hole and a half in a day and a half.....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Oooer! Are you gonna get it when Master gets in... he doesn't even like holes in the garden!


If a dog and a half digs a hole and a half in a day and a half.....

...then how many legs are on the bus? :U

[Bushmiller]

"I think you are being rather forward on our first date!"

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

Listen son, "How many times have I told you that you are not an Ostrich?"

[rwbuild]

Which way did he go...which way....

[Cliff Rogers]

Waiting, waiting, waiting....

[tea lady]

If a dog and a half digs a hole and a half in a day and a half.....




...then how many legs are on the bus? :UAnother referance to a long past thread. :D Which kind of needs Alex's bit to make a sort of sense. :hmm:

[tea lady]

"I think you are being rather forward on our first date!"

Regards
PaulThias is pretty funny. Considering what would be on view with the butt in the air. :D Off you go regards Paul. :U

[Bushmiller]

Thanks TL. I rather liked 's entry which was the first thought that came to mind when I saw the pic, but I couldn't work out a way to integrate it.

I guess you couldn't award to him anyway on principle :wink: .

Have a go at this and I would like detractors to note that it's clean. Oh I suppose not really :? .

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Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Love them and leave them.

or

Heads down bum up.

or

The ones Sheila West rejected.

[Cliff Rogers]

They were just lion around.

[Chief Tiff]

Parked outside the Pearly Gates, it would appear that the Jews were right after all...

[_fly_]

You've all seen the magicians trick of cutting a woman in half.
This is the industrial version where we use a steel bin and an angle grinder....




(yeah I know there's an extra arm in the picture, he ruined my picture)

[tea lady]

Since we can't feed them to the lions any more we have had to just throw them out. Such a waste.

[Bushmiller]

Parked outside the Pearly Gates, it would appear that the Jews were right after all...

I rather liked TL's reference to feeding Christians to the lions and I think this was the basis of Cliff's entry. Hugh was on full auto, but I'm going with the Chief on this one as it in fact it reflected the original caption.

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Take it away Chief.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Looks like the Chief has gone AWOL. Tea Lady would you like to help out? I will be off the radar for a while initially at the BM GTG and then I am going bush for a while. That may be the same thing now I think about it :rolleyes: . I have to mill up some spotted gum if I can get my act together.

Over to you TL

Regards
Paul.

[A Duke]

:bump2:

[Bushmiller]

:bump2:

Hugh

Looks like it's not so much as awol but a mutiny. Hugh would you like to do the honours as you are on the ball.

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Ok267554

[Cliff Rogers]

Reeeeeeeeeeeddddd neck.

[DavidG]

Home sweet home.

[rwbuild]

Blue print for new asylum seeker policy

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

In groundbreaking news: Australian Govt slashes coastal defence budget.

[tea lady]

Jesus is discovered to be moonlighting as a security guard.

Heaven ain't what it use to be.

[tea lady]

?

[A Duke]

Blue print for new asylum seeker policyI will go with this one, off you go rwbuild.
Regards

[rwbuild]

Thanks Hugh

See what you can do with this one

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[_fly_]

Tea Lady after a really strong Lemon Tea...

[Bushmiller]

"The sad result of an all day sucker."

Regards
Paul

[Gra]

Roy Browns wife.


Roy Brown designed the Edsel....

[A Duke]

Major Tom put your chastity belt on.

[Cliff Rogers]

SsssssssszzzzzzzmmmmmmOP!

[labr@]

Julia after a hard day kissing voters on the campaign trail.

[rwbuild]

Julia after a hard day kissing voters on the campaign trail.

This one takes a bit of beating

All yours Labr@

[tea lady]

Tea Lady after a really strong Lemon Tea...Acshully, I think its more like after a really good lemon tart. :D

[labr@]

OK try this

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[DavidG]

Might be flooded

[Bushmiller]

(DavidG beat me to my first thought :D. )

"Surely they have a bilge pump in the 4WD pack."

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

I think I might have got some water on the plugs.

[A Duke]

Four sails in the wind or is that four wheels in the water?

[Cliff Rogers]

WD40... Nuh, ferget it.

[rwbuild]

Damit, its a SUV, not a sub

[tea lady]

Ok turn it over....