Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[_fly_]

I read this story about an organ grinder with a monkey, thought I'd try it but couldn't find a monkey.....

[A Duke]

It's hard to be a hero with a Chihuahua by your side.

[rwbuild]

Me and my sub woofer

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Sure, his Sears & Roebuck was cheap to run. But it was also a mongrel to keep in tune; he was forever roll-starting it.

[rwbuild]

Im running late for the HMV audition

[Cliff Rogers]

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl

[Cliff Rogers]

Quick brown fox?
What quick brown fox?
I didn't see any quick brown fox.... must have been a different keyboard test you were dreaming of.

[Cliff Rogers]

When I grow up, I want to be like Rowlf from the Muppet Show.

[Sawdust Maker]

He's an old dog, can't learn any new sonatas!

[Bushmiller]

"Can't you push any harder? I really don't want Inspector Rex to catch me without my seat belt on."

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Well I'm a Honky Tonk man and I can't seem to stop..."

[AlexS]

"If he can't play any louder, we'll have to orchestrate him."

[labr@]

Very tempted by Cliff's Yellow Brick Road but I'm giving it to rwbuild for the sub woofer.

Your go Ray.

[rwbuild]

Thanks Bob, you caught me by surprise, it was a thow away, back soon with something

[rwbuild]

Ok, try this one

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[RETIRED]

Biggles as a baby.

[_fly_]

We shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender.

Now where's my cigar

[A Duke]

I want to be a real racing driver, like Speedie Gonzales, not a modern imitation like Michael or Sebastian.

[Bushmiller]

I want to be a real racing driver, like Speedie Gonzales, not a modern imitation like Michael or Sebastian.

"I think you've done the left side up too tight."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"You may say Biggles is a silly name for a boy, but I will become legend amongst baby boomers!"

Regards
Paul

(I know. it doesn't count 'cos stole my thunder :(( . If more people had bought chisels in the GB he would have his hands full turning handles and not so much time to deprive others of a small chunk of glory and acclaim :p )

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Aviator helmets look cool... until you get a faceful of low-flying pigeon.

[Ashore]

So just how fast does this jogging pram go

[Cliff Rogers]

This thing goes like it smells.

[rwbuild]

We shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender.

Now where's my cigar

A couple of gooduns there but I like fly's channeling of Sir Winston, the look has it all :)

All yours fly

[_fly_]

Lets stick with the kids.

[A Duke]

What!! You want me to let Webber win?

A little bit prophetic, don't you think?

[A Duke]

I will just do some drawing while I watch the Edinburgh tat too.

[AlexS]

It's only graffiti if it's on a wall.

[Sawdust Maker]

Mum, Buster wanted a tattoo

[rwbuild]

The early years of Dr Harry

[RETIRED]

Waddya mean, I am entered in the Gay Mardi Gras?

[A Duke]

The first of the Hell's Terriers gets his skin art.

[Cliff Rogers]

Why else would you call a white dog 'black board'?

[Ashore]

Bill was bored so he drew a message for the dog to display

[_fly_]

OK, posts dried up so I'm going with AlexS's.
Its only grafitti if its on the wall.
I liked the blackboard one.

I myself would have gone with:

When superdog lost his costume, superboy had to draw him a new one so they would not be recognised.....

Your go AlexS

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Bugger. Late again! :doh:

Still, gotta get 'em off my chest...

"As a young boy, Chung Li wanted to become a butcher."

"OK... That's the zebra lines sketched in. Now, where's the airbrush?"

[AlexS]

Thanks Fly.
OK folks, do your worst with this one.

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[A Duke]

Comrade Bunny Girls.

[DJ’s Timber]

I'm staying right away from that one, might get myself banned.

[rwbuild]

You 2 on the end, didnt I see you in a Gangnam Style clip?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I told your squad to dress for Ho Chi Minh, not "in hot Chow Mein!"

[Skew's_Girl]

"Yes, the fat one on the end tonight, peasant dishes are so delicious."

"While true, gunnie suits are traditionally made insitu, the 'in' is not traditionally macrame class."

"The interpretation of 'be festive' was potentially misunderstood, when the emperor's visit was announced"

[_fly_]

That little piggy went to market
that little piggy went home
that little piggy had roast pork
and that little piggy had none
and that little piggy is coming home with me,
Oh what the hell, your all cute and can come home with me....

[Cliff Rogers]

I can't see them, the camouflage is too good.

[Bushmiller]

"Created in my own image. Just perfect!"

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

And of course yes. Blue skies everyday here.

[AlexS]

OK, time to call it. I'm not sure if DJ's Timber's was meant to be an entry or not, but it should be. However, Skew's Girl gets it with "Yes, the fat one on the end tonight, peasant dishes are so delicious."

Go for it Skews Girl.

[Skew's_Girl]

YaY! Thanks Alex,

Give this one a go:

[chrisb691]

When he built his car from spare parts, Igor hadn't considered all the problems he would face.

[Sawdust Maker]

Granny Flat

[_fly_]

After living in her car for 3 years and then having housing commission find a flat.
She just couldn't get used to sleeping in a bed,
She had to find another way.

[A Duke]

Multi story parking.

[Cliff Rogers]

Parking problem? What parking problem?

[AlexS]

When the ad said 'Off-street parking' I thought it was too good to be true.

[labr@]

For sale: Datsun 1600, $500, buyer to collect.

[Bushmiller]

"This'll stop them pinching these good mag wheels."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"For sale: 50 roubles. As is; Where is!"

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

Vroom with a view.

[Bushmiller]

"This is the last time I follow the silly witch on the Sat Nav!"

Regards
Paul

[Skew's_Girl]

*Giggle Snort*
Got to give it to TeaLady. I'm a sucker for a pun.
Take 'er away!

as a side note, if I were able to caption it it would have been
"Skew! Stop Navigating!"

[Bushmiller]

*Giggle Snort*
Got to give it to TeaLady. I'm a sucker for a pun.
Take 'er away!

as a side note, if I were able to caption it it would have been
"Skew! Stop Navigating!"

S'G

Good choice. On a point of order, I think you can enter a caption on your own picture. The problem occurs when you also award yourself first prize :no::U !

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

*Giggle Snort*
Got to give it to TeaLady. I'm a sucker for a pun.
Take 'er away!

as a side note, if I were able to caption it it would have been
"Skew! Stop Navigating!":U Oh sorry. Been out of the picture a few days. Went boogy boarding yesterday and managed to get concussion. Can't remember 1/2 an hour. Sister insisted I go to hospital last night and get checked out. Ct scan OK, but still feel a bit weird. No driving or operating macjineray today I think. :cool: Which means no vacuuming and washing clothes. :D

Anyway, How about this? ...


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[Chief Tiff]

Noddy finally decided to get a car suitable for the winter months

[Chief Tiff]

For sale: 6 seater, never driven above 10 kph, quick detacheable doors fully operational. Address all enquiries to Bozo, C/O Billy Smart's Circus

[RETIRED]

Whoa! The brakes sure are good.

[A Duke]

The Cone Head's limousine.

[A Duke]

An over shut cut & shut.

[Bushmiller]

" The standard model is a little pokey, but this stretched version is surprisingly roomy."

[Bushmiller]

"One careful owner. Apply to Dr. Who c/o of BBC, London...."

[_fly_]

Its a mini-bus for anorexic models.

[rwbuild]

This will make parking a breeze now!

[rwbuild]

Finally solved the hitch hiker problem

[labr@]

That looks so horrible! Why didn't you get the blue one?


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No driving or operating macjineray today

macjineray? Better put keyboard operation on the banned list as well:U. Take care TL and make sure you follow doctor's orders. )

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I call it "Approaching the Speed Of Light."




Edit: (ASOL for short.):D

[tea lady]

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macjineray? Better put keyboard operation on the banned list as well:U. Take care TL and make sure you follow doctor's orders. )
Chuckle. :D And deprive everyone the pleasure of pointing out my typos? :D

[A Duke]

Chuckle. :D And deprive everyone the pleasure of pointing out my typos? :DYou could have given your spell checker a heart attack with that one. :wink:
Regards

[tea lady]

I call it "Approaching the Speed Of Light."




Edit: (ASOL for short.):DI think I like this one. Cos it sounds sciencey. :hmm: Something like approaching a black hole and everything gets squished. :D
Or just ASOL. :D

[AlexS]

Wow, never hit a bug that size before!

[Cliff Rogers]

You washed the what?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I think I like this one. Cos it sounds sciencey. :hmm: Something like approaching a black hole and everything gets squished. :D
Or just ASOL. :D

Is that a "win?" :?

If so, have a go at this 'un. If not, consider it a time filler. :)

[Bushmiller]

"Got any sauce in there?"

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Goosed.

[rwbuild]

She ducked down to the shops to get some duck down but was downed by a duck

[Cliff Rogers]

Police said that the gang's tactic was for several members to create a diversion to allow the leader to strike unnoticed.

[RETIRED]

Good job Stoolies.

[AlexS]

Peeking duck

[Bushmiller]

"Squatting down there in her smart trouser suit in front of passers-by she felt a bit of a goose."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Quickly. Tell me again how to to that trick with the golden egg."

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Peeking duck

:D All yours!

[AlexS]

Thanks Skew...
OK folks, try this.262825

[Bushmiller]

"It's a minefield out there."

Regards
Paul

[_fly_]

These 2 man portable toilets are not was I was expecting when I ordered it from fleabay.

[enelef]

From the vault - The first episode of Mythbusters

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Local farmers underwhelmed by latest budget cuts to railway system...

[Skew's_Girl]

Local farmers underwhelmed by latest budget cuts to railway system...

Liberals declaim the cuts as 'improvements to the air conditioning system'
The opposition insists they could have finished it sooner and for less.

[A Duke]

Swing low sweet chariot.

[Sawdust Maker]

If italian better beware US fighter planes

[Cliff Rogers]

Are we there yet?

[RETIRED]

The new Lowcost airline flight simulator leaves a bit to be desired.

[AlexS]

OK, a short one is a good one....

Are we there yet?
Take it away Cliff.


Liberals declaim the cuts as 'improvements to the air conditioning system'
The opposition insists they could have finished it sooner and for less.
I think you could insert the party name of your choice and it would still be true.