Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[Sawdust Maker]

Now Daisy's got their attention, time for phase 2 of the plan

[enelef]

Why get takeout when they do home delivery...

[enelef]

he he he - they still think i am over there - suckers

[rwbuild]

Meals on wheels

[A Duke]

I don't have to get them, they will climb down on their own eventually.

[Bushmiller]

Meals on wheels

:(( I was going to say that :D .

Regards
Paul

[hp8]

Did ya see the size of the one that got away!

[Bushmiller]

"Oh! How I wish that pompous pussy Shere Khan could see me now!"

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

Just waiting for me mate. It always cracks her up when they jump out of their skin when I roar. :D

[tea lady]

Jeez I dunno. They said there was wild life here. Sure smells like there is, But I don't see it. :hmm:

[rwbuild]

The animal kingdoms' David Attenborough doing a doco on homo sapiens migratory habits

[_fly_]

Now for the honorary mention in this years Darwin Awards. If this goes the way we think they will be second in the running for winner this year.

[Bushmiller]

"I do hope those jeans are cotton; Synthetics so screw up a perfectly good rump."

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Ya sure you don't see any Tigers? This is s'posed ta be Big Cat Country!"

"Nar mate. All I can see is the line in the middle of the road..."

[tea lady]

"Ya sure you don't see any Tigers? This is s'posed ta be Big Cat Country!"

"Nar mate. All I can see is the line in the middle of the road...":rofl: And NOBODY crosses the county line.

[Sawdust Maker]

:rofl: And NOBODY crosses the county line.

sad :2tsup:

[pugwash]

"Pray! Prey" thought Lennie.

[Cliff Rogers]

Didn't anybody ever play 'Whats the time Mr. Wolf' when they were kids?

[_fly_]

Didn't anybody ever play 'Whats the time Mr. Wolf' when they were kids?
Yep, but I can't remember how to play?
Now, marbles I remember how to play..

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Wot? It's a wolf in Lion's clothing? :oo: Next you'll be telling us it's name is Virginia!

[Cliff Rogers]

Meals on wheelsGood


Just waiting for me mate. It always cracks her up when they jump out of their skin when I roar. :DGood


The animal kingdoms' David Attenborough doing a doco on homo sapiens migratory habitsThe winner.

I reckon there had to be a 'David Attenborough' line in it somewhere.

Take it away RWB.

[Cliff Rogers]

Didn't anybody ever play 'Whats the time Mr. Wolf' when they were kids?


Yep, but I can't remember how to play?
...

What's the time, Mr Wolf? - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_the_time,_Mr_Wolf%3F)

[rwbuild]

Thanks Cliff

Ok, still with the animal theme...256016

[pugwash]

"There used to be three of us but I haven't seen ze other two since Christmas."

[Sawdust Maker]

coq au vin

[enelef]

A simple disguise allowed Ricky Rooster to lead the great eggscape

[A Duke]

Hic!

[Cliff Rogers]

"Show me the way to go home...."

[Bushmiller]

"Of course it's my bottle. That's my ring around the top."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Funny you should say that. It was a hen's party. "

Regards

[Bushmiller]

"In fact, ma cherie, I have as much right to be cock-eyed as anybody."

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Pourquoi le poulet traverse la route? :?

Pour une autre bouteille de vin bien sûr!


(Google Translate est mon ami :U)

[rwbuild]

Pourquoi le poulet traverse la route? :?

Pour une autre bouteille de vin bien sûr!


I knew someone would come up with the obvius caption

Take it away labr@

[Sawdust Maker]

I'd like a recount and to refer to the 3rd umpire

oh the decision is non appealable, oh bugger...

hurry up rat in a lab :p

[labr@]

Darn, first I forgot to check back and then I pressed preview and forgot to submit :doh:

Try again.

[Cliff Rogers]

You put your right arm in
you put your right arm out...

[A Duke]

3 demerit points. He is not buckled up.

[rwbuild]

Bye, Im off to pontificate at my leisure now

[Bushmiller]

"Arriverderci Roma!"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"I'm just poping off now."

Regards
Paul

[enelef]

Hands up if you enjoy the wine?

[enelef]

OK - who wants a new pope?

[tea lady]

You put your right arm in
you put your right arm out...
:rofl:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

4 hot dogs here! And hurry... the next Batter's coming up!

[labr@]

OK - who wants a new pope?


Your go Enelef.

[enelef]

I Hope i am not thinking too big all of you.

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[A Duke]

A bench in hand is worth two in the to do list.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

...and this workbench is where I do my hand sanding.

I think I made a 'units conversion error' when working off the US plans...

It looked bigger on ebay!

[Bushmiller]

"I think Tea Lady has the matching coffee table."

(http://www.woodworkforums.com/f8/tiny-table-take-2-a-167180/#post16180540)

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Roubo prepares for his trip to Lilliput."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"See if you can drink me under THIS table!"

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Always build a prototype!

[Sawdust Maker]

Jack finally had somewhere to do his scale model work

[labr@]

Coming soon: Rick Moranis in "Honey I shrunk the workbench"

[_fly_]

I only need a small bench, me and my mates only have small tools......

[enelef]

And the winnnnnnerrrrrrr issssss..
(Drumroll) ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatat


I think I made a 'units conversion error' when working off the US plans...



Over to you Skew ChiDAMN!!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hmmm... I'm dredging the bottom of the barrel for pix now... :D

[A Duke]

Take a deep breath and shuffle.

[rwbuild]

Bugger, I forgot the ice

[rwbuild]

I'm the designated driver, I'll just have water

[Sawdust Maker]

Why's the beer taste of chlorine?

[tea lady]

So where are the chicks? I'm only here for the wet t-shirt comp.

[Bushmiller]

"I'm guessing this is a high rainfall area."

Regards
Paul

[AlexS]

It's a dry argument.

[Bushmiller]

"I don't play 'pool.' Now I'm really snookered."

Regards
Paul

[enelef]

I'm not real keen on your version of go fish.

[rwbuild]

Tim Flannery trying to convince a skeptic about global warming

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Tough call. :think: I'm a tad surprised that in a forum full of woodworkers no-one came up with something about the timber movement.

Lessee... I like TeaLady's comment, if only 'cos it goes to confirm that what I think that women think about how men think isn't too far of the mark... :D

But I like Bushmiller's too. Hmmm... TeaLady? Bushmiller? TeaLad...? Anyone got a coin?

Well... Bushy did put in two entries... so he gets the win by an rch!

[Bushmiller]

Lessee... I like TeaLady's comment, if only 'cos it goes to confirm that what I think that women think about how men think isn't too far of the mark... :D

But I like Bushmiller's too. Hmmm... TeaLady? Bushmiller? TeaLad...? Anyone got a coin?

Well... Bushy did put in two entries... so he gets the win by an rch!

Ooooooh! RCH beats a short head:?:rolleyes::cool:. Speaking for every other male, I think Tea Lady is right and I would have gone for the soft option.

However being of a pure heart and mind, try this

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Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

I hope this is a log and not a crocodile.

[A Duke]

Not now!

[tea lady]

My braces are stuck in the bark...

[Sawdust Maker]

Is that a log in your pocket ... ?

[Cliff Rogers]

"Tell me again why a dirty old bit of timber is so important to you?"

[AlexS]

Got wood?
Got wood!

[Bushmiller]

Not now!

I can honestly say that I had a laugh at every contribution, but I 'm going with Hugh's entry for it's sheer simplicity :D.

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

I can honestly say that I had a laugh at every contribution, but I 'm going with Hugh's entry for it's sheer simplicity :D.

Regards
PaulThanks,
Try this one.
(I will give my caption when I see what you can come up with.)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Went to the drive-thru but the joint was closed. They'd all logged out...

[groan]

[RETIRED]

Jaws theme!! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4)

[Bushmiller]

"A whole new meaning to branching out."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Nice work. Take a bow."

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Maccas trialing a new DIY chip vending machine

[A Duke]

"Nice work. Take a bow."

Regards
PaulNot too many taker's but all quite amusing and I think we have had long enough.
I choose this one for being on thread with mine which I had before taking the photo:wink:

"Stop when the rear view mirror lines with the thing that looks like a microwave."

Take it away again Paul.
Regards

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Hugh

I will dig out a pic when I get home tonight.

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

I've been away with poor net connection

but would have said
" I thought the sneaky photos were just for houses"

or "drive by shooting"

[Bushmiller]

OK. Have a go at this:

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Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Looks like a scene from "Honey I shrunk Eric Clapton"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When buying online, you don't always get what you expect.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Now, that's what I call sailing for a Fender Bender!

[Sawdust Maker]

guitar solo

[labr@]

Water taxi on the Cumberland River, Nashville, Tennessee.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It only plays in C Flat. :rolleyes:

[AlexS]

It is especially important, when building musical instruments, to allow for wood expansion due to moisture.

[Sawdust Maker]

I went for the acoustic because electricity and water don't mix

[labr@]

Handles OK but I can't find a mechanic who can tune it properly

[rwbuild]

Willie Nelson and his C shanty

[Cliff Rogers]

It only plays in C Flat. :rolleyes:

Well I'll B.

[Bushmiller]

Handles OK but I can't find a mechanic who can tune it properly

I was looking for something about tuning :) .

Over to you Bob.

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

All righty then .......

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[A Duke]

Star board ho!