Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[AlexS]

Well, that's put the cat among the pigeons!

[enelef]

well someone's got to do it......:doh:


I tought i taw a putty cat

[Grumpy John]

well someone's got to do it......:doh:


I tought i taw a putty cat


That's the one I've been waiting for :clap:.

Your go enelef.

[RETIRED]

I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aDWDUjlOY)

[pugwash]

I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aDWDUjlOY)

Thanks for that , I haven't seen that in years! Baaaaaad Puddy Tat!

[A Duke]

Time for another one.

[Cliff Rogers]

"Well I don't know whose turn it is to go for pizza but it isn't mine."

[_fly_]

"Well I don't know whose turn it is to go for pizza but it isn't mine."

More like,
I left 2 pieces of pizza before qualifying and now they're gone, Who took them???

[A Duke]

For a few new ideas here is the original caption-
Sebastian Vettel: "The car didn't have any problems in terms of reliability, so I'm very, very happy" © Sutton Images
Regards

[Bushmiller]

"Let me get this straight. You mean to say you forgot to bring the engine?

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

Vettel is not convinced about the teams new "soft" helmets

[Sawdust Maker]

Disqualified for wearing a beanie, are you sure!

[Chief Tiff]

.....Not many people know that Sebastian is an excellent impressionist. Here he is now impersonating a Volvo's front bumper....

....Sebastian was not particularly impressed to discover that his suit's water and "waste" bottles somehow got cross-connected....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

She got a Chupa-chup! Where's mine?

[RETIRED]

What!! You want me to let Webber win?

[enelef]

How did Mark win? His car was supposed to break down.....get that camera away.

[A Duke]

She got a Chupa-chup! Where's mine?

Some good ones there but I think I will give it to Skew.
Regards

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Thanks Hugh. Talking of long faces...

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[Skew's_Girl]

Ohh Ohh! I know that one! It's

"Not A'fore My Coffee Wumman!"

or maybe

"Skew! Ponggy Boots Go Outside!"

How about:

"Whell, If you're serious about sharpening i DO have a few tips"

No?

[Bushmiller]

"There's no conflict of interest here! :D "

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

"Now when I was ---"

[Sawdust Maker]

When I use a skew it goes "scccrrrreeeeeee"

[fenderbelly]

Is he hen pecked, he sure is.

[Bushmiller]

"Confucius say wise old owl know when to keep mouth shut."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Arrrrhhhh...... arrrrhhhhh...... arrrrrrhhhhh.....

[_fly_]

I don't give a HOOT what you think of my picture.....

[tea lady]

Ohh Ohh! I know that one! It's

"Not A'fore My Coffee Wumman!"

or maybe

"Skew! Ponggy Boots Go Outside!"

How about:

"Whell, If you're serious about sharpening i DO have a few tips"

No?:rofl:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I think Bushmiller's second takes it... :D

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Skew, but you've sprung me as when the thread stalled during the silly season I went on an IT spring clean and deleted a whole heap of pix specially selected in case anybody enjoyed my warped take on life. my memory is that most of them were still there :D :(.

No matter; I did a quick surf and came up with some beauties but alas :no: . Wouldn't get past the censor!

So in the meantime this will have to do

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Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

Cat soprano.

[rwbuild]

Booking Felix into the weight loss vet got a catastrophic reaction

[pugwash]

"If that thing starts tweeting I'm gonna eat it!"

[Cliff Rogers]

Can you please move your middle finger a little further away from where it currently is?

[tea lady]

"If that thing starts tweeting I'm gonna eat it!":rofl:

Can't think of anything myself now.

[enelef]

I already told you - I can't do duckface...

[Sawdust Maker]

I told you my cat did Dracula impersonations

[A Duke]

I hope you are not thinking of swinging me or working out which way to skin me in your new shed.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Wow! Nowadays there are Phone Apps for everything!

[Grumpy John]

If you'd let go of the right one I might smile for the camera.

[The Bleeder]

one in the hand is worth two in the bush....now let go of my birdy.

[Bushmiller]

I liked Hugh's quick summary of things traditionally attributed to a cat (enough room to swing one and the different ways to remove it's clothing).

I think Cliff, Grumpy John and The Bleeder were trying to get me a chorous of "Keep It Nice Kiddies" ("Kinky" for short :wink:), but I am going with Pugwash's

"If that thing starts tweeting I'm gonna eat it!" <!-- google_ad_section_end -->

for the combination of what cats do and modern technology.

Go Pugwash :D !

Regards
Paul

[RETIRED]

:d

[pugwash]

Yay! Try this one!

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[Bushmiller]

"If you think I'm at an age where my electrons are out of control, you should see my tats!"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Im the light bulb moment mum & dad had

[A Duke]

Dad did tell me not to put the nail file in the power point.

[Cliff Rogers]

Punktual.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Who are you calling an Urchin?"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Dad says Mum found me in a dandelion patch."

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Watchoo lookin' at? Never 'ad a Bad Ear Day?"

[enelef]

Why? Why do I have to be the mad scientist?

[Sawdust Maker]

I don't know why mum and dad called me Tesla

[Sawdust Maker]

Why's my nickname Plasma?

[pugwash]

"Dad says Mum found me in a dandelion patch."

This one tickled my funny bone. Your go Skew!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Oh dear... gonna have to dig around for one. :think:


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[rwbuild]

Where's Wally? oh there he is!

[Bushmiller]

"The Dean was known for his over active saliva glands and students were reluctant to sit in the first row without a raincoat."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

What a Wally. :doh:

[Grumpy John]

Jack White on graduation day.






























Maybe a bit obscure.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=the+white+stripes+photos&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=rlB&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=xA8mUf-iJ8aviQePnYCoDg&ved=0CC0QsAQ&biw=1622&bih=954

[A Duke]

Who's at the wrong gathering?

[Sawdust Maker]

James is about to get his Masters in Clownology

[Sawdust Maker]

I hate it when my mates agree on something and I'm the only one to go through with it!

[Sawdust Maker]

The teachers had given up on telling John to stop clowning around

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I hate it when my mates agree on something and I'm the only one to go through with it!

Looks like we have a winner!

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks Skew

Hmm

sorry if this looks a bit gruesome

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[rwbuild]

Drastic measures for drastic constipation

[AlexS]

"Oscar, it's only me."

[A Duke]

An explosive vindaloo.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"This is why you should leave it to the professionals when installing a Toilet Roll Holder."


Or, 'CSI: Miami' style...

"Judging by the direction and shape of the blood spatter, the assailant came at him from below and behind..." :rolleyes:

[DavidG]

Too many beans.

[Skew's_Girl]

"I didn't shoot my toilet, I thought it was an intruder!"
"Local Constabulary say it is one of their greatest fears about Toolies Week, that young handymen will attempt home repairs."

[Cliff Rogers]

Somebody stole the bloody seat!

[Bushmiller]

"The gunshot destroyed the loo and frightened the s**t out of him."

Regards
Paul

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Percussive maintenance: not always a good idea!

[A Duke]

Well that was not a nail!

[Sawdust Maker]

"I didn't shoot my toilet, I thought it was an intruder!"
...

They were all pretty good - I expected the curry and beans jokes
but decided to go with this one as it's topical at the moment (and took me unawares)

over to you Mrs Skew

[Skew's_Girl]

Tehe!
Like ninja, sneak in and steal the win.

Give this one a go:

[rwbuild]

The love bugs

[rwbuild]

Beetle mania

[rwbuild]

So tha'ts how they make reproduction vehicles

[A Duke]

Then the Ferdinand said go forth and multiply.

[Sawdust Maker]

Those sneaky Germans have developed a method of cutting down production costs

[The Bleeder]

See I pay only one lot of rego.

[Cliff Rogers]

Speed Hump

[AlexS]

Speed Hump
:clap3::clap3::clap3::clap3::clap3:

[Tonyz]

Thats the way (uh huh) I like it (uh huh) thats the way uh huh uh huh

[enelef]

Hey, that's the way I roll.

[enelef]

Now, if you would just move your exhaust pipe a bit to the left. Hmmm that's it....

[A Duke]

Gay Bugs.

[Bushmiller]

Hell; So many good'uns already:(.


"It became clear why later models had a re-rooted exhaust."

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Uh-oh...Dr Jekyll's cleaned his upholstery with the wrong stuff again.

[rwbuild]

Now that's what I call double parking

[rwbuild]

Every parking inspectors nightmare, who's wheels are who's!

[MBM888]

Who's on first, What's on second and I dont know's on third

[hp8]

Who's on first, What's on second and I dont know's on third:roflmao:

[Skew's_Girl]

So many lols,
I should have known noone'd notice it was a ying-yang sculpture.
The original caption was "Germans, not everything they do makes sense"

But I'm going to have to give this one to Cliffy with "Speed Hump"
Because I'm a mad sucker for puns
Take it away Cliffy

[Cliff Rogers]

Yaahoo, let me find something. :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Right, off we go then. :D

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/255824d1361882447-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-6-ssshh.jpg

[underfoot]

...Twitchers...yummm..

[Sawdust Maker]

who said there were lions around here?