Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[fenderbelly]

So whats the picture like now ???

[Bushmiller]

"Are you getting any fluff on the screen?"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Yeah, you'd have a face like this too if you were sitting on these prongs."

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

If Rover tries to get me up here, I'll give him a reception he has never had before!

[pugwash]

It's the wildlife channel!

[mic-d]

Confucius say, if it rain cat and dog it snow on TV.

[A Duke]

Receptionist.

[labr@]

Yep, reckon I've met some receptionists that look like that!

Your go Hugh.

[mic-d]

yep, reckon i've met some receptionists that look like that!


meeoooww!

[A Duke]

Thanks,

[Cliff Rogers]

Living in a land downunder....

[rwbuild]

Centrefold for "It's A Dogs Life"

[Bushmiller]

"Can't fool me. It may be upside down but it's still another dog piccy :wink: ."

Regards
Paul

[Chief Tiff]

Why, yes I AM quite comfortable, thank you very much for asking.

[tea lady]

I can see right up your nose.

[fenderbelly]

well you said sit down and take the weight off

[_fly_]

Mr October centre-fold in this months Bottom Sniffers (can I get away with that one)

[A Duke]

Why, yes I AM quite comfortable, thank you very much for asking.
Three days with out any more takers, I think I will give it to this one.

I was expecting some one to pick up on my first attempt at the last one and come up with "Recovering from barking at the cat on the antenna".
Regards

[Chief Tiff]

Sticking with the animal theme...


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[Cliff Rogers]

Can I borrow your thumbs?

[Bushmiller]

"I seem to have mislaid the joy stick :-."

Regards
Paul

[_fly_]

OK, I've got my dinner tray, now where's my dinner??

[A Duke]

Things don't seem to be right since that Jack Russell rolled on us.

[rwbuild]

A mouse is so yesterday!

[rwbuild]

Playing cat and mouse games

[rwbuild]

Im purrrrrrrfectly capable of operating this myself

[pugwash]

"You want this seat? Aaww, c'mon! I'm on level three!"

[Chief Tiff]

"You want this seat? Aaww, c'mon! I'm on level three!"

You just have to look at the expression on it's face to know this one nailed it!

Over to you cap'n.......

[pugwash]

Thanks Cheif........here's another one.

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[Chief Tiff]

Granny, where Kitty-Cat? Wanna play dress-ups again.....

[rwbuild]

No way Im leaving here while that kids around

[A Duke]

Can I pat your puppies?

[mic-d]

Seriously. Penguins?

[_fly_]

I was going to scare the CR#P out of this kid but the smell from here says she already has..

[fenderbelly]

uh, can't even catnap in peace, bet she's looking for me.

[Cliff Rogers]

I do NOT believe that I got sucked into playing Hide & Seek with a kid who can't count.

[pugwash]

:U:U:U Your go Cliff!

[Cliff Rogers]

Beauty, wait right there while I get it. :D

[Cliff Rogers]

Isn't she cute?

[AlexS]

She may have an axe handle across the shoulders, but she's definitely not six pick handles across the backside.

[A Duke]

Mrs Bobbet used a kitchen knife.

[rwbuild]

Tool of trade for harvesting the local "weed" crop

[rwbuild]

Say...you want a cut of the action too......?

[tea lady]

Let me show you what happened to the last person who said pink was my colour.

[_fly_]

Can ya see whats left of the tents of the campers on my land back there...
You still wanna stay here?

[Bushmiller]

"What part of "No" don't you understand?"

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

Come on you lot, you have all missed the obvious one. :rolleyes:

[Bushmiller]

Come on you lot, you have all missed the obvious one. :rolleyes:

:-

"A cut above the rest?" :?

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Come on you lot, you have all missed the obvious one. :rolleyes:

"The grim reaper's a woman."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Come on you lot, you have all missed the obvious one. :rolleyes:

"Is that handle "Hickory?"

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Cliff

I was about to say I have run out of any captions that wouldn't get me sent to the sin bin (I'm reformed now :rolleyes: ) and then I twigged.

" Neanderthal
Axe Wielding
Mongrel. "

:D

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Cliff

I was about to say I have run out of any captions that wouldn't get me sent to the sin bin (I'm reformed now :rolleyes: ) and then I twigged.

" Neanderthal
Axe Wielding
Mongrel. "

:D

Regards
Paul



What! You mean that's what really looks like?

I know this is what TL normally says but....:rofl:
......'cos that IS funny.

[RETIRED]

What! You mean that's what really looks like?

I know this is what TL normally says but....:rofl:
......'cos that IS funny.Keep it nice.:D

[Cliff Rogers]

.... then I twigged.

" Neanderthal
Axe Wielding
Mongrel. "

:D
....


Now you are getting very close. :2tsup:

Come on, you can do it. :D

[Bushmiller]

Cliff made me; Cliff made me.

I've had another thought. I may be wrong and be sin-binned for getting it wrong to boot :( :?.

(It is a nice looking axe :rolleyes:)

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

It doesn't have to be sin binable.... think gladiators.

[mic-d]

think gladiators.

Marcia areolas :?:? :shrug: :no:

[tea lady]

Russel Crow's perfect partner? :hmm:

[A Duke]

Russel Crow's perfect partner? :hmm:
Do you think she could chop a pitched telephone for a home run with that axe?

[tea lady]

Do you think she could chop a pitched telephone for a home run with that axe?Prolly!:D

She doesn't have red hair OR a bucket of money.....

[Cliff Rogers]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/238217d1351039636-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-6-redneckwomen.jpg

"This Neanderthal Axe Wielding Mongrel you all talk about.... I want to see him."

Or ''s new avatar' would have done too. (posted in another thread by Grumpy John)

Over to you Bushmiller for getting close.

[Cliff Rogers]

Another one that I thought was good (from the forum where I lifted the pic)


'Our new bass player' :D

[Bushmiller]

Thanks Cliff. I was on the wrong track until you gave us the clue.

There was a very definite animal theme in this thread earlier in the piece and I thought here I would continue Cliff's female theme. Like Cliff, a couple of captions jumped out at me , but I'm sure you will think of more and probably much better too.

Regards
Paul

[_fly_]

Hey Charlie, Is the kid yours or mine?

[A Duke]

Hot chick.

[A Duke]

I should have danced all night.

[Cliff Rogers]

Who is next in the shower?

[labr@]

Waaaay too late for a cold shower now.

[rwbuild]

Bit early for the baptism yet

[rwbuild]

Hey Paddy, you were suppose to take the cold shower, not her

[pugwash]

"She's gonna be sorry when that freezes!"

[chrisb691]

Mummy said it wont wash away...but I have to try.

[rwbuild]

No, you tell her what a baby shower is........

[Bushmiller]

Loved Hugh's belated advice to stay dancing to keep her out of trouble. Labr@ and RW Build both twigged to my first thoughts so I give it to the first one there.

Over to you Bob for "a bit late with the cold shower." :D

Regards
Paul

[A Duke]

That is the theme song of the pregnant ballerina - "I should have danced all night" sung to the tune of "I could have danced all night."



:wink:

[labr@]

It's amazing what you find when you go looking for photos on the web - but with the axe ever ready to fall I'll just have to make do with this....

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[Cliff Rogers]

Here is one solution to being stuck in Barcaldine waiting for parts. :D

[Grumpy John]

I thought so, its a mono directional tyre.

[tea lady]

I know I said take the wheel, but that's not quite what I meant.

[A Duke]

It's more interesting doing the drive wheel on the run.

[rwbuild]

Dumcof, keep it upn, mine havink trubls fitink it bak on

[Bushmiller]

Here is one solution to being stuck in Barcaldine waiting for parts. :D


Anyone we know?

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Thats not what I meant when I said "chuck a wheelie", now put it back!

[Bushmiller]

"It would be really useful if you could get that thing back on for the next left hander."

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Well it's gone quiet - time for Tea Lady to take the wheel.....:U

[A Duke]

Well it's gone quiet - time for Tea Lady to take the wheel.....:U
Wake y wake y T L



:wink:

I seem to be having the same problem you complain about, the spell checker doesn't know what I'm talking about.

Regards

[rwbuild]

I seem to be having the same problem you complain about, the spell checker doesn't know what I'm talking about.

Regards



well..... it does come from the land of tortured spelling......:D

[tea lady]

My 'puter at home broken so I at work. Will have to look for a pic at Lunch time. So settle you lot. :P

[_fly_]

My 'puter at home broken so I at work. Will have to look for a pic at Lunch time. So settle you lot. :P
You want me to fix him like new?

[rwbuild]

My 'puter at home broken so I at work. Will have to look for a pic at Lunch time. So settle you lot. :P

Time and tide wait for no man, but we always wait for women :D

Your turn with a picy.....

[A Duke]

She's been too busy playing Spielburg directing Robbos videos.
:wink:
Regards

[Bushmiller]

She's been too busy playing Spielburg directing Robbos videos.
:wink:
Regards

And trying to get a handle on things with whatever time is left over. :D

Regards
Paul

[Grumpy John]

Here's one to go on with.

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[Bushmiller]

"Nah mate; not a mole. Their trenches are closed in."

Regards
Paul

[enelef]

(mission impossible theme music)

keep your eye on the prize - keep your eye on the prize -.... surprise!

[Cliff Rogers]

Gutter Sniper.

[A Duke]

I would not have got this close if I had not got rid of that cute tinkly bell they put on me.

[mic-d]

Sometimes being in a rut is not so bad.

[A Duke]

Now if only one of the pigeons had an assault rifle.

[rwbuild]

I spy with my little eye something beginning with C