Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

[cedrus]

But first, a word about shop safety

[chrisb691]

Chinese caravan flat pack....blurry instructions in Engrich.

[rwbuild]

Clover Moore's latest add campaign for bike lanes

[A Duke]

Now where did you pack the kitchen sink?

[pugwash]

"The divorce settlement went quite well really. She got the kids and I got the house and contents."

[mic-d]

Two Men and a Truck Rickshaw Trolley(and a couple of bikes)

[underfoot]

Sam realised the last pickup from the glue factory was going to cause problems.....when bike riders started to stick to the front of the load

[pugwash]

Fearful that it might unbalance the load, Lee decided to put the lampshade on his head.

[Bushmiller]

And now Ueee, you get to chose:wink:.

Just a gentle reminder to keep things rolling along. For what it's worth I enjoyed Pugwash's "divorce settlement," but there were so many good captions:D. Glad I don't have to chose.

Regards
Paul

[Ueee]

Sorry for the delay, i got back home last night to find no internet......


No. Its re-cycle not re-motor bike. Go away.
Very witty TL, love it!


"Quick. Pull in behind the lamp post. The RTA are up there with the scales."

Regards
Paul
This gave me a good cackle Paul, but ....

:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:Just love it, underfoot, its all yours

Sam realised the last pickup from the glue factory was going to cause problems.....when bike riders started to stick to the front of the load

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:rofl:

Sorry I missed this one. But that pic looks suspiciously like The Gal and I during our recent migration between States... :rolleyes:

(She reckons it can't be us. Wrong hats! :p )

[tea lady]

:rofl:

Sorry I missed this one. But that pic looks suspiciously like The Gal and I during our recent migration between States... :rolleyes:

(She reckons it can't be us. Wrong hats! :p )So when is the house warming? :D

[underfoot]

Ta Ueee.....can't seem to post pics though?

[Ueee]

It seems to work if you embed the pic rather than attach it. So try putting the pic link bettween [IMG] I think, or try the little picture button 3rd from the right at the top of the text box.

[underfoot]

232197...did that work?

[Ueee]

I have to click on it but it works.
http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/232197d1347345040-another-need-caption-reply-question-take-6-5yzlw.jpg

Honestly, I haven't been smoking dope, really....

[Cliff Rogers]

Are we there yet? I need a tree.

[mic-d]

Oh no, I forgot my swimming trunks!

[Chief Tiff]

But I'm not broken, why do I need to be "fixed"?

[A Duke]

Careful James I haven't got my seat belt on.

[_fly_]

Gender re-assignment has been around for ages, but doctors are really happy with their first species re-assignment experiment.

[Chief Tiff]

Hey...there's no paper back here....

[mic-d]

we're goin to see the vet about a lump? I gotta lump?

[A Duke]

What's a lady supposed to do when you guys don't know the difference?

[Ueee]

That damn cat, how come he gets to ride in a Mercedes?

[tea lady]

I wish she would hurry up and notice little Johnie super glued my eyes open again.

[pugwash]

"Malthouse is doing what?"

[pugwash]

"I feel the need. The need for SPEEEEEEED!"

[Bushmiller]

"You remember the hat pin that went missing.....?"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

What do you mean you want a 'hair of the dog', you've already got most of mine!

[underfoot]

But I'm not broken, why do I need to be "fixed"?


Hey...there's no paper back here....
Lots of good ones here folks :2tsup:...these two from Chief Tiff nudged him over the line....all yours

[Chief Tiff]

Ok here's a challenge, try a non-sexist caption for this one:

(I failed miserably)

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[Chief Tiff]

Does anyone have an idiots guide to embedding pictures so they appear in the text box.....like the old forum used to :rolleyes:

"Nostalgia just aint what it used to be"

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

They can make contact lenses smaller now?

[Cliff Rogers]

"Where?"
"Why?"
"What the....?"
"How?"

[Ueee]

Ok here's a challenge, try a non-sexist caption for this one:

(I failed miserably :()

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Put the URL between (IMG) and (/IMG), but replace the () with []

"How long did they say"....."i'm not sure i could handle one that big"......"it has how many attachments?" ....

Just a few of the comments about the new extendible exchangeable head feather duster.

[A Duke]

What a bargain! We will have to go to that sale.

[_fly_]

George Clooney is single again!!!

Hey at least its current......

[tea lady]

Someone thought of a non-sexist caption for this photo? That's amazing. :D

[mic-d]

Hubby forgot to remove his magazine. That's why he has a strict do not disturb rule when he's "reading" the paper...

[mic-d]

Ubeaut's hard shellac is half price!

[Chief Tiff]

All good ones, but Tea Lady's combined caption and wry comment closes the deal.



The only one I could come up with related to the recent discovery that beer mimics the actions of female hormones....drink enough of it and you get all emotional, start talking rubbish and lose the ability to drive...:D

[mic-d]

Hey Tea Lady! You want an invitation posted to you? :p :D

[RETIRED]

Just to kick it along.

[A Duke]

You can't even sun bathe in peace without some idiot dropping in.

[Bushmiller]

"Hey BoBo, yankee sweetmeats kick prawnballs any day of the week!"

Regards
Paul
(Glad to see someone is awake down there:wink:. Probably a bit rich coming from me:-)

[mic-d]

Food drop

[Ueee]

Mine, mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine,..............(yes ok i stole that one from a movie)

[RETIRED]

Mine, mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine ,mine,..............(yes ok i stole that one from a movie)
About the most entertaining part of it too!:D

[rwbuild]

See, told you that the 'Do Drop Inn' eatery was worth a visit!

[RETIRED]

See, told you that the 'Do Drop Inn' eatery was worth a visit!Take it away Ray.

[rwbuild]

Thanks

Here we go then.....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR49-ZuN8ukIIcwk-CtSBqlYwiOzHjSYqzxPjgXVGFz8XcmvDGczQ

[A Duke]

Hello darling

[Bushmiller]

"Mickey moves in close to a mounting block."

Regards
Paul

[fenderbelly]

Hello dear, i love your Brazillian but i think you've gone too far.

[A Duke]

Don't forget to click the send button.

[tea lady]

Oooooh! Fire wire.

[chrisb691]

Oh baby. We will make such beautiful kids together.

[tea lady]

We click together.

Come on baby light my fire wire.

[Chief Tiff]

Microsoft: product testing to satisfy every customer

[Bushmiller]

"Testing with mice continues to shape the human world as foretold in the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy."

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

Good one Fenderbelly

Take it away.............

[fenderbelly]

Thanks Ray



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[Bushmiller]

"I've been looking for one like this all my life and here they are growing on trees."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Well yes, I do feel an affinity with my cotyledon's. Why do you ask?"

Regards
Paul

[rwbuild]

The birds aren't a worry, but be afraid, very afraid of the bees!!

[Chief Tiff]

1: "My late husband insisted that I scatter his ashes in the garden"


2: "yes, it is a bit of a pr*ck to keep the birds off the fruit"


3: "We have a saying in the village that a girl who doesn't like to eat the fruit of the wang tree will struggle to attract a husband"

[Grumpy John]

Yeah, but can it mow the lawn and put the garbage out?

[A Duke]

Very nice but not very good for the front teeth.

[mic-d]

The fruit that Eve really ate in the Garden of Eden

[pugwash]

Feeling fruity?

[AlexS]

I've never seen nuts like these before.

[mic-d]

by the way, was the photo taken in a kibbutz by any chance?

[rwbuild]

1. Its a pecan .... if he can....

2. I hope Isac Newton isn't sitting under it

[fenderbelly]

Good replies guys but it's your AlexS

[AlexS]

Thanks Fenderbelly. Ok folks, try this one.
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[mic-d]

My shed was constructed by me, the moat I planned around it, by the public service and the model railroad that was to be housed in said shed, by an engineer:roll::~

[fenderbelly]

Ah, The rusty Red Rattler 3.10 out of Adelaide

[A Duke]

Chew cheww!!!

[RETIRED]

Chattanooga Choo Choo! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHIn5S-RbY)

[rwbuild]

Bob Browns carbon reduction transport alternative

[pugwash]

It was unfortunate for Big Al that railroad enthusiast Engine Eddy had been chosen to supply the getaway vehicle.

[mic-d]

not a caption but I just noticed there have been 6670 replies since this thread started back in 2008, according to the stats at the bottom of the window.:2tsup:

[Bushmiller]

"I gotta da bad feelin' 'bout this here contraption ever since yer told me da previous owner wus Mr. Capone."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"Hey Boss, have you ever pulled this lever marked "tilt?" "

Regards
Paul

[underfoot]

Always the showman....Brian devised a way to bring his latest turned pens from the shed to the house

[labr@]

Oh no sir, you don't have to wait for a station. When you reach where you want to go you simply grasp the white cable on your left and hold it very firmly.

[AlexS]

OK, time to move on. A couple of good ones here - Mic-D's is probably pretty close to the truth, but Bushmiller's tickled my imagination. Have a tilt at it, Paul.

[Bushmiller]

Bushmiller's tickled my imagination.

Thanks Alex, but which one? I hedged my bets :).

See what you can do with this. I stared at it for a few moments before the penny droped, but I have led a sheltered life compared to most of you:wink:.

Regards
Paul

[AlexS]

Have a tilt at it, Paul.Thought that might have given you a hint.:D

[A Duke]

That's what happens when you replace a Cha Wa Wa with an Irish Wolf Hound.

[rwbuild]

The game of twister put some new life into their routine.....

[pugwash]

This should be fun.
See, there's a blue spot, a yellow spot, a wet spot, a red spot.................

[Bushmiller]

Thought that might have given you a hint.:D

:D:D. Of course; Silly me.

Regards
Paul

[Ueee]

"Well now dear how on earth will we sleep in such dreadful poses?"

And

Look dear, i put the "hurricane" bed sheets on.....

[labr@]

For when you don't want to tell little Johnny what you were really doing when he walked in.

[Bushmiller]

I was just pondering that we didn't seem to have heard from the caption thread and then I remembered.....:-.

Pugwash, You probably voiced what everybody else thought and I did giggle, but I'm giving it to Labr@ for his solution to an age-old problem :D. Take it away Bob.

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

Good to be back - been off with a bad case of caption block for the last few weeks.:(

How about.....
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[_fly_]

I hope this blocks the Vet De-sex program they are trying to watch downstairs or I'm in trouble....

[A Duke]

This should keep those two Jack Russells barking for hours.