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fenderbelly
23rd January 2012, 03:26 PM
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

RETIRED
23rd January 2012, 03:55 PM
Sounds fishy to me and a bit of a mackerel act.

Chesand
23rd January 2012, 03:57 PM
You could have floundered and got a flathead as well.

johnc
23rd January 2012, 04:15 PM
Or been circled by sharks and badly battered.

acmegridley
23rd January 2012, 04:27 PM
Is that the only thing you pulled?No birds?:oo:

_fly_
23rd January 2012, 05:25 PM
When you left you forgot your leather jacket.

Charleville
23rd January 2012, 07:46 PM
Is that where you got your reputation as a groper? :D



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johnc
24th January 2012, 08:42 AM
No the mullet and lack of a decent tailor did that.

munruben
24th January 2012, 09:59 AM
I went to the same restaurant and asked the waiter.."Do you serve shrimps"? and he replied, "Sit down sir, we serve anyone."

Rodgera
24th January 2012, 10:01 PM
I think this story has a lot of Sole

_fly_
24th January 2012, 10:04 PM
I bet you had a whale of a time. If you found a bird did you seal it with a kiss?

Allan at Wallan
25th January 2012, 03:59 PM
Did you get on to the karioke at that restaurant
and sing a tuna too.

Allan

Ashore
25th January 2012, 04:16 PM
What scale do you sing that in

Crunchie
25th January 2012, 04:32 PM
All this Whiting is getting, quite frankly Tommy, Ruff. I think I will Callop away before I get kicked in the Cods

AlexS
25th January 2012, 05:30 PM
Going to a better plaice, Crunchie?

fenderbelly
25th January 2012, 09:54 PM
Going to a better plaice, Crunchie?

He's probably gone to the Gar den.

Sawdust Maker
26th January 2012, 10:34 PM
I'll pray to cod

Rodgera
27th January 2012, 06:46 AM
If your hair was done in a mullet, you could act the prawn