BEKKY
20th December 2011, 04:18 PM
I'm stuck in a traffic jam.....
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, “What’s going on?”
He says “Terrorists have kidnapped all The Senators, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” I asked.
The man replies, “About a gallon.” :D:U
Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, “What’s going on?”
He says “Terrorists have kidnapped all The Senators, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
“How much is everyone giving, on average?” I asked.
The man replies, “About a gallon.” :D:U