Odd thing happened at the traffic lights

[Phil Spencer]

It is a nice 29deg day in Melbourne today, driving back from a friends I got caught at the litghts at the intersection of Warrigul Road and North Road. On this intersection there is a car wash owned by one of Melbourne's night clubs. this car wash uses young ladies in bikinis to wash cars when the sun is out.:)

Today there was a young lady in the briefest G string bikini I have ever seen, she was vacuuming out a car on the nature-strip.

The lights turned green and no one moved, they turned red and green again and still no one moved. I suppose everyone was watching to see if she did the job properly.:2tsup:

Does this happen in the other states?

[Woodwould]

Everyone suffering from Steering Lock Syndrome?

[Phil Spencer]

Everyone suffering from Steering Lock Syndrome?
I think it was neck lock syndrome :D

[Uncle Al]

I think you and your fellow motorist received an early Christmas present.
I would like to see the photos (please):B

[wheelinround]

:lolabove:

:worthless:

Phil count yourself a lucky man and store the memory for your senior years.:U

[Phil Spencer]

I think you and your fellow motorist received an early Christmas present.
I would like to see the photos (please):B

The one time I was without my camera.:((

[Waldo]

The times I drove past there SWMBO was in the car :doh: but she commented so of course I had to look. :2tsup: But I wasn't so lucky as you Phil. :doh:

There used to be, don't know if there still is a similar place in Beenleigh, Qld.

[Phil Spencer]

The times I drove past there SWMBO was in the car :doh: but she commented so of course I had to look. :2tsup: But I wasn't so lucky as you Phil. :doh:

There used to be, don't know if there still is a similar place in Beenleigh, Qld.

Wonder how much they charge for a full service car wash? I can imagine them cleaning the windscreen one would have to point out the bits they missed.:D

[I_wanna_Shed]

:pics: :worthless:

So Phil, you haven't told us how many times you drove around the block!

[Scott]

I've lurked around that set of lights a few times. :B How many gear sticks were pointing skyward Phil?

[artme]

So thelights turned green , red, green ,red etc. So bloody wot?? Happens all the time here with the slow acting dopes>:D:D

[cava]

And to think that I was on Warrigal Road today!

[Phil Spencer]

:pics: :worthless:

So Phil, you haven't told us how many times you drove around the block!

Sat through three changes of the lights :2tsup: Just remembered I had my phone could have used that dam!!:doh::doh::C:C

[fenderbelly]

It is a nice 29deg day in Melbourne today, driving back from a friends I got caught at the litghts at the intersection of Warrigul Road and North Road. On this intersection there is a car wash owned by one of Melbourne's night clubs. this car wash uses young ladies in bikinis to wash cars when the sun is out.:)

Today there was a young lady in the briefest G string bikini I have ever seen, she was vacuuming out a car on the nature-strip.

The lights turned green and no one moved, they turned red and green again and still no one moved. I suppose everyone was watching to see if she did the job properly.:2tsup:

Does this happen in the other states?


we don't have traffic lights where i live but i figure i'm not missing out eh.:U

[Foo]

The Lord works in mystirious ways, either that or Santa lost one of his helpers.:wmann3:
Foo

[Phil Spencer]

The Lord works in mysterious ways, either that or Santa lost one of his helpers.:wmann3:
Foo

If that's what Santa's helpers look like I'm going to suit up all night on Christmas eve.

[Foo]

:fingerscrossed::merrychristmas:

foo

[Bushmiller]

I think it was neck lock syndrome :D

Oh...I had always attributed that to swallowing viagra too slowly:wink:.

Regards
Paul

[Fuzzie]

So thelights turned green , red, green ,red etc. So bloody wot?? Happens all the time here with the slow acting dopes>:D:D Qld drivers are so slow to react they don't stop for the red light in the first place.

[Bob38S]

Qld drivers are so slow to react they don't stop for the red light in the first place.

Not slow at all :-

Follow the rules - especially "P" plates.

Green = Go, Yellow = Go like hell, Red = the bloke behind you has to stop.

PS the lines on the road are actually just for decoration - also don't use the indicators as you may wear the bulbs out.

See, it's easy if you remember the rules, particularly when you know better than to follow them.