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fenderbelly
11th November 2011, 08:14 AM
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

Jim Carroll
11th November 2011, 08:30 AM
Thanks Fred :D

Sawdust Maker
12th November 2011, 09:56 PM
:2tsup:

just shows that you have to be careful with what you say ...

ian
12th November 2011, 10:29 PM
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
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"So why is the groom wearing black?"her dad replied, "He's wearing black because that colour makes the bride's dress look better in the photos"

A Duke
12th November 2011, 11:08 PM
One to remember in the shed:

Out of the mouths of babes come forth those words we should have been more careful about saying in the first place.

damian
14th November 2011, 02:48 PM
He's wearing black because his wife told him to, setting up the pattern for the rest of his life...

sandiethelandie
15th November 2011, 07:12 AM
I'm surprised by all this comment.

The way I heard it, the bride wears white because all the household appliances are white

Ozkaban
15th November 2011, 04:13 PM
I'm surprised by all this comment.

The way I heard it, the bride wears white because all the household appliances are white

That's what I heard :2tsup:

bookend
18th November 2011, 02:16 AM
That's what I heard :2tsup:

It's always some other bloke with an excess of testosterone who says these things.

But we happily quote him without actually saying it ourselves:q

cava
18th November 2011, 09:22 AM
It's always some other bloke with an excess of testosterone who says these things.

But we happily quote him without actually saying it ourselves:q
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