Need a photo for my caption!

[Bushmiller]

"How'd they do that?" :?

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"How'd they do that?" :?

Actually they crossed a human with a racoon.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"How'd they do that?" :?

Probably by not paying attention to a passing insect. (Caterpillar D8:(.) It's what jounalists call a "scoop.":rolleyes:

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

"How'd they do that?" :?

193950

[tea lady]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/S1F8CtSdC7I/AAAAAAAARwc/oc4FcNd3ev8/s400/strange-happenings.jpg

[tea lady]

http://media01.fun4pic.com/2009/08/18/strange_accidents_33.jpg

[Cliff Rogers]

OK TL gets it again.

[tea lady]

OK TL gets it again.:D:cool:

:hmm:
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How about........ "This time for sure" :cool:

[Cliff Rogers]

:2tsup:

[Pac man]

Bullwinkle: Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat....this time for sure...

194651

194652

Rocky: That trick never works

[Sawdust Maker]

"This time for sure"

194661

[Sawdust Maker]

"This time for sure"

194662

[Pac man]

this time for sure

[Pac man]

"this time for sure"

[Bushmiller]

"This time for sure."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"This time for sure."

[Bushmiller]

"This time for sure."

Regards
Paul

[Pac man]

this time for sure

[Pac man]

"this time for sure"

[Pac man]

"this time for sure."

[tea lady]

I like the bizzar high jump assistants. :2tsup:

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/194667d1326523079t-need-photo-my-caption-surely-time-3.jpg

Your go Bushmiller!

The bear doesn't make it cos he has his elbows on the table!

[Bushmiller]

I Your go Bushmiller!

The bear doesn't make it cos he has his elbows on the table!

Thanks TL.

He's not always like that: It was a good day! As I had introduced an element of multiculturalism (black bear:rolleyes:) I thought he might have scraped through. Never mind.:)

Would you like to try:

"Talk amongst yourselves. I'll be back."

Regards
Paul

[Pac man]

" talk amongst yourselves; I'll be back"

[tea lady]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPSvfjSxHrILL8afw0a7XcRAxPEwdfvouMYNkOppi3hrw1vUDH

[Pac man]

"talk amongst yourselves; i'll be back"



said Harold Holt

[Pac man]

" talk amongst yourselves; I'll be back "

[AlexS]

" talk amongst yourselves; I'll be back "

[Grumpy John]

This may be a bit obscure for some.....................:D

194977

[Sawdust Maker]

This may be a bit obscure for some.....................:D

194977

great show

[Sawdust Maker]

194987

[labr@]

"talk amongst yourselves; i'll be back"

[Pac man]

talk amongst yourselves ; I'll be back

[Pac man]

" talk amongst yourselves; I'll be back "

[Sawdust Maker]

" talk amongst yourselves; I'll be back "

195047

[labr@]

I've had that flamin' song going around in my head all afternoon. Thanks VERY MUCH Grumpy John!:roll:

[RETIRED]

talk amongst yourselves ; I'll be back
Took a while. That was the first one I expected.:D

[Pac man]

For the red dwarf fans:

Talk amongst yourselves smoke me a kipper and I'll be back for breakfast

[Pac man]

" talk amongst yourselves; I'll be back (to the future)

(That doesn't sound right I've got a problem thinking 4th dimensionally)

[Grumpy John]

I've had that flamin' song going around in my head all afternoon. Thanks VERY MUCH Grumpy John!:roll:

You're welcome :D.

farewell aunty jack.record - YouTube


Farewell aunty jack,
We know you'll be back
Though you're 10 feet tall
You don't scare us at all
You're big, bold and tough
But you're not so rough
There's a scream as she plummets away ('allo me little luvlies)
(spoken over the chorus progression)
So remember, you better listen to this song real close coz i'll tell you what,if you don't,
I'm gonna jump through your speakers and rip your bloody arms off...and i will too...
Don't forget it...especially you stupid.
She rides a black bike (i do)
And drives through the night (right)
She's big, round and fat
But don't dare tell her that (flaming one arm...)
Coz she gets so mean
Her glove starts to gleam
There's a scream as she plummets away (goodbye me little luvlies)
Bridge:
Oh we really really love you
And we think the world about you
Won't you please come back to our house
Please come back dear aunty jack
Now you've gone away and left me
Aunty jack please don't forget me
Just remember i'll be waiting
At the gates dear aunty jack
Yes i think i must be dreaming
I can hear your bike a screaming
And i know you're coming near me
Now you're back dear aunty jack (i'm back)
Ch:
Farewell aunty jack, (make up your bloody mind)
We know you'll be back
Though you're 10 feet tall
You don't scare us at all (i've heard that before)
You're big, bold and tough
But you're not so rough
There's a scream as she plummets away (g'bye me little luvlies)
(spoken over the chorus progression)
I'm really off this time....like a piece of cheese

[Cliff Rogers]

I like Labr@'s last supper, that was good. :2tsup:

I still haven't found anything yet.

[Pac man]

"talk amongst yourselves; I'll be back"

[Bushmiller]

Well, didn't you all do well.:2tsup:

Pac man that was a superhuman effort. There were at least three that on any day of the week would have been clear winners.

As said, Arnie had to be in there somewhere. I loved the Harold Holt reference for it's irony and the egg under attack was genius. I put myself right there for a moment:-. Let's move on.

However I'm truly sorry Pac man as this week wasn't the week because labr@'s effort was off the planet. (We are allowing interterrestial entries I hear). So simple, so prophetic and some would say so real: In fact just plain bloody apt. This is coming from someone who is irreverent on his tolerant days and sacreligious for the other 364 days a year.

Labr@ take it away sir.

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

I'm too lazy to go back over the last 17 pages to check so....

have we had "And the winner is........" ?

(opportunity to finish the caption as well)

[Bushmiller]

"And the winner is."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"And the winner is."


Donald Trump:(.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"And the winner is."

(Ben Hur; Eat your heart out!)

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

I'll say this right up front before someone else gets in first: Yes I have too much time on my hands today. I was in the middle of sanding back the weatherboards on the house when the backing disc on my angle grinder broke up. End of job, temporarily at least, as the local hardware store doesn't have them and I ordered the one I've got (or rather did have) through the net.

More on order, but may not be here until next week. Ordinarily SWMBO would just move to the next job on the list, but she is away:) at a retreat. Not a euphemism for drying out or re-balancing she just..er..retreated:wink:.

I may have to have a little drink later to fire up some inspiration, but in the meantime here's a "little" contribution. I have narrowed scope of the winner down a little. More to come ..

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Yes I did have quite a bit of fun with this. Some of the tea ladies were extremely strong contenders, but for the life of me I couldn't see the connection. There was precious little to do with tea and the title lady may have been generous. I really don't think the decorum of afternoon tea had ever entered their heads.

There was one particular person........ I digress. here is the remainder of the offering. Jus a couple of comments: I think Penelope Keith is there, Lady Gaga definitely is, although I think her name could be either an oxymoron, onomatopoeic or a spoof. I don't know too much about her, but I can guess.

The lady in red (I love the song) is apparantly wearing a tea-length dress, which I have never heard of before and you can have her (metaphorically) in black if you prefer. If you can have a tea-length dress and an evening dress I wonder if you can get a midnight snack dress and what form would it take?

"And the winner is?"

Regards
Paul

[Pac man]

and the winner is

[Pac man]

"and the winner is"

[Pac man]

and the winner is..

[Pac man]

" and the winner is.."

[Pac man]

and the winner is...

[tea lady]

Not quite sure what Bushmiller is on about!:p

And the winner is.....

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAY50yRZ2ygtZf9zs011JkT7y94LZrexL5-KzobZxuf7MT9TNFIw

[Bushmiller]

Not quite sure what Bushmiller is on about!:p


:-:-

If like tea lady you are confused don't become alarmed. I had misunderstood the drift of Labr@'s post and I was steering it towards the winning tea lady as a tribute, if you like, to the founder of the thread. So please disregard my posts 247/248 as an entry. If you find the pictures amusing please feel free to have a giggle and if not...well....disregard them.

Like I said, I had too much time on my hands, but didn't take enough care in reading the post.:(. It's the same carelessness I display when I look in the fridge for the butter:).

Regards and keep the pix coming.
Paul

[tea lady]

:D I thought it was just going for percentage. Or sucking up! :shrug: :U

[Pac man]

and the winner is

[Pac man]

" and the winner is "

[Sawdust Maker]

" and the winner is "

195214

[Sawdust Maker]

" and the winner is " unhappy

195215

[Sawdust Maker]

" and the winner is "

195216

[labr@]

All done?

And the winner is Pacman!



and the winner is...
http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/195185d1326952979t-need-photo-my-caption-images-10-.jpg (http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/195185d1326952979-need-photo-my-caption-images-10-.jpg)

I know it's all about windows but first impression was of someone proudly displaying an award for being the ugliest person in town - and that tickled my funny bone.

Take it away Monsieur Pac.

[Pac man]

And the winner is me (to my surprise) so the phrase is

'I never knew I had it in me.'

Thanks labr@

[Sawdust Maker]

'I never knew I had it in me.'

195270

[Sawdust Maker]

'I never knew I had it in me.'

195271

[Sawdust Maker]

'I never knew I had it in me.'

195272

[AlexS]

"I never knew I had it in me!"

[tea lady]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQu6l1x_rRH_NmycoqUCXgbIEUBnuP2LO4Fv4rS-KWj0t714bwUbg

[tea lady]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTU9SAlvVLT_cmmqQ6ntt3z4AQJCpu8L7DAYB1WNlUH0lmy9FEu5g

[tea lady]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGwECCArWKr64r5wtLiLMpcvmHcmbnFDmHYfuC_4CPwcREYcT5Og

[Bushmiller]

'I never knew I had it in me.' (still some doubt)

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

'I never knew I had it in me.' (Until I went to the airport)

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Mini skirted granny with beard defies death at Niagra. She said, 'I never knew I had it in me.'

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

"I never knew I had it in me!"

Ahh..

Immaculate conception no doubt:wink::D.

Regards
Paul

[labr@]

"I never knew I had it in me"

[Pac man]

Lotsa good ones there from the alien to the Xray of the nail and royal boogas's.

The one that made me laff was the legs in the toilet and well the implication.

Over to you Tea Lady!

[tea lady]

Lotsa good ones there from the alien to the Xray of the nail and royal boogas's.

The one that made me laff was the legs in the toilet and well the implication.

Over to you Tea Lady!:oo: Me again? ..... :hmm:

How about........ Missed by that much......:U

[Cliff Rogers]

Missed, by that much.....

[RETIRED]

Get Smart: Missed it by that much - YouTube

[Cliff Rogers]

Too obvious , pity you don't have a picture of the one that 'got away' & ran out of the shed & across the road.

[Pac man]

Missed by that much

[Pac man]

"missed by that much"

[Pac man]

"missed by that much"

[Pac man]

missed by that much

[Grumpy John]

195469

[Sawdust Maker]

missed by that much

195479

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Missed by that much... :innocent:

[tea lady]

Missed by that much... :innocent::doh: Not exacly a miss there Skew! You haven't got something to tll us do you? :oo::D

[tea lady]

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachments/f17/195438d1327140377t-need-photo-my-caption-out_of_bounds.jpg

Kinda like this one! Skaters usually try and look elegant! :U Your turn Cliff! :2tsup:

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, ta.


"Now how do you get into this?"

[Sawdust Maker]

"Now how do you get into this?"

195713

[tea lady]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5fya7eGiXqHX9pNRLz88reL9zKuB7jziVL3oOeYM__AJAoq-8

[Grumpy John]

Jeez Cliff, I've got a few photos for this quote but they wouldn't get past the censors.

Here goes.

"How do you get into this"

195743

[Bushmiller]

Jeez Cliff, I've got a few photos for this quote but they wouldn't get past the censors.



GJ I know just what you mean. I feel shackled.

I thought I had seen everything but this could be the ultimate in emasculation. I am not entirely sure of the materials, but I feel sure the third material would have to be a "wood."

To some extent, the question of entry is acadameic as I can't see too many men asking the question

"How do you get into this?"

Regards
Paul

PS. I though this might be allowable because of the wood content and the potential to arrest overpopulation of the planet:).

[Bushmiller]

More a question of how do you get out but

"How do you get into this?

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

"How do you get into this?

195858

[Sawdust Maker]

"How do you get into this?

195860

[RETIRED]

Meals on wheels?

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, I like the lions trying to get into the Landrover best, SDM, your turn. :2tsup:

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks Cliff

how about "... the crap hit the fan"