Whores and Hockey players

[Cliff Rogers]

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads
of lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his
manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,

"Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence,
he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,

"And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got
yourself out of that situation earlier.

We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

"No ??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

[echnidna]

Soon to be the assistant Manager no doubt.!!!!!

[Iain]

Went out to dinner with a friend several years ago with his boss and his missus, both were God botherers, during the course of the evening he reached across the table and knocked over a glass of red with his cuff.
'Oh F..................................or goodness sake, how clumsy of me'
He did kick on and became a Brigadier in the Army, hasn't changed much though :D

[Christopha]

FORCRYINGOUTLOUD.... PROBABLYLONGERTHANTHIS

[Termite]

I see that we are trying to find out just how relaxed is after his Xmas break eh? :rolleyes: