help John Ashcroft

[john ashcroft]

well i have to ask you all for your help again, i email John Ashcroft who lives in adelaide aus and i have had a crash on my pc and lost his email if john can read this message or someone knows his email can they write to him and ask him to re-connect with me in the u.k he also goes to Mildura where my son is going to live, from past experiances i know he will be found, thanks to all in the forum john ashcroft u.k
[email protected]

[gemi_babe]

Ok who is confused here?

Are you John Ashcroft and there is another in Adelaide???

[john ashcroft]

hello gemi babe
yes i am john ashcroft aswell and his father is also called john ashcroft, i thought i had written to myself when i got his email, three john ashcrofts found with one email ggggreat, but i have now found his email on a floppy i was going to clean and use for some thing else, so thanks gemi babe

[RETIRED]

Will the real John Ashcroft stand up? :D

[john ashcroft]

just received and we are all stood up ( hahaha )

[Rocker]

They still use floppies in the Old Dart?

Rocker

[JohnAshcroft]

How I ever got to this site again I have no idea.
I am the real john Ashcroft any one else claiming to be John Ashcroft is obviously an imposter.
I mean really, this is an Australian site surely it makes sence to trust the word of one of your own rather than someone from the country of land and gentry.
I just had to join and leave a comment.
The Real - John Ashcroft

[Gumby]

Hurry up boys ! The chain is being pulled again !

Now, to settle matters, I'm John Ashcroft and so is my wife!

[bitingmidge]

If any of the John Ashcrofts online can bat a bit, could they please report to the Windies change rooms?

P
:cool: :cool: :cool:

[ozwinner]

Theres more than 3 of em. (http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=John+Ashcroft&btnG=Google+Search&meta=)

Al :D

[Landseka]

It must look a bit like this in the Ashcroft household.......

:D

[Gumby]

No, there's one missing.

There are 4 John Ashcrofts, 3 Stooges, 2 Herb Elliotts and a partridge in a pear tree.

[echnidna]

But THERES ONLY 1 GUMBY

[Wood Butcher]

But THERES ONLY 1 GUMBY
And We all thank god for that!!:D:D:D:D

[Auld Bassoon]

They still use floppies in the Old Dart?

Rocker

Firstly my apologies for a small detour (aka hijack;) )

When I was working in South Africa in the late eighties, early nineties, floppy disks, the ones in rigid plastic cases, (yes, they were still around then) were colloquially known as "stiffies" to distinguish them from the earlier incarnation housed only in thin flexible card.

Shortly after arriving in Sydney, I was in the office of the consultancy I was now working for, and called out to the secretary/receptionist to ask if she could get me a "stiffie" - this as the boss walks in.

He bursts out laughing, and points at 'S' (the secretary) who is glowing bright pink and giving me a distinctly old fashioned look:eek: .

It too a few seconds for me to realise that some terms don't make the culture transition very easily:p

Cheers!

[ozwinner]

You dirty old man.......:rolleyes: :D

Al :D

[ozwinner]

O
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Orange room if you reply.

Al :eek: