Next door neighbour again

[Allan at Wallan]

My next door neighbour began his career last
night as a comedian at the Melbourne Comedy Club.

He says he is not going back there ... people kept
laughing at him.

Allan

[rayintheuk]

My neighbour's wife phoned him in tears and said "Get to the hospital quick, my mother is dying"
He said "I'll be there in a couple of hours, West Ham versus Liverpool is on the TV."
She said "Can’t you record it and watch it later?"
She wasn't pleased when he turned up at the hospital with a tripod and camcorder.

My other neighbour is a dyslexic Yorkshire man. He has a cat flap on his head.

Ray