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Rodgera
26th August 2011, 10:57 AM
I was unhappy with my job, so I submitted my resignation.
I was sure I'd have no trouble finding a new position, because there was a
shortage of people with my skill.

I e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers, attaching
a copy of my resume to each one.
Weeks later, I was dismayed and bewildered that I hadn't received even one request for an interview.

Finally I received a response that explained it all:
"Your resume was not attached as stated.
I do, however, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe."

Wongo
26th August 2011, 12:07 PM
This one goes straight to the top shelf. :D

Allan at Wallan
28th August 2011, 11:04 AM
Very good Rodgera :2tsup:

Told that one to my missus who rarely laughs at
jokes but finally got a smile out of her.

Allan

Ozkaban
29th August 2011, 01:45 PM
best response I ever hear of was a blank email with a single attachment "rejectapplicant.doc"

:doh:

Cheers,
Dave