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issatree
24th August 2011, 08:52 PM
Eddie was asked ;

What do you call a Deer with no Eyes ?

No Eye Deer ( No Idea )

This was on the TV tonight.

Got to send this one to the Grandsons.

Geoff Dean
24th August 2011, 08:57 PM
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no eye deer.

There is also a 3rd Q in the series but it would have to be posted in the orange room. :D

Sawdust Maker
25th August 2011, 12:09 AM
sad

Woodwould
25th August 2011, 12:19 AM
Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A. A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

Rodgera
25th August 2011, 12:47 AM
What do you call a deer with no legs and is caught in a river?

Bob

RedShirtGuy
25th August 2011, 01:56 AM
A man with one eye, no arms and one leg stood at the door of the bus and asked the driver if he could have a ride.

"Aye. You look pretty 'armless. Hop on."

Skew ChiDAMN!!
25th August 2011, 02:29 AM
What do you call a deaf deer?

Nothing. It's not going to come when you call anyway.

mic-d
25th August 2011, 08:19 AM
What do you call a one-legged woman?
Ilene. boom boom.

What do you call a one-legged Japanese woman?
Irene. tish boom.:)

mic-d
25th August 2011, 08:21 AM
ooh ooh I forgot, what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Sawdust Maker
25th August 2011, 08:46 AM
what do you call a deer with a glass eye?

new eye deer

Ozkaban
25th August 2011, 09:06 AM
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh.

(works better in spoken form)

Geoff Dean
25th August 2011, 10:57 AM
What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?

the

Geoff Dean
25th August 2011, 10:58 AM
What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

munruben
25th August 2011, 11:18 AM
What do you call a dog with no legs?

Useless.

RedShirtGuy
25th August 2011, 01:05 PM
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and is on fire?
Still no flaming idea.


I went to the butcher to buy some venison for dinner, but it was too dear.


Deer God!! Make it stop!!! :U

Sawdust Maker
25th August 2011, 01:30 PM
What is Winnie the Pooh's middle name?

the

Actually it's

"ther"

Geoff Dean
25th August 2011, 01:41 PM
Actually it's

"ther"

No, actually it is "the".

Winnie-the-Pooh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie_the_pooh)

Rodgera
25th August 2011, 03:09 PM
Where would you find a deer with no legs?


Right where you left it.

Sawdust Maker
25th August 2011, 09:09 PM
No, actually it is "the".

Winnie-the-Pooh - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie_the_pooh)

Geoff

Sorry

I've had to read the books to my children, too many times :doh:

Attached are the first 2 pages of our Winnie-the-Pooh stories

sorry the first is upside down but that's the only way I could get it on my scanner

180061

The relevant bit in any event is on the second page. :q

"Winnie-ther-Pooh"

I rest my case

Ozkaban
29th August 2011, 01:41 PM
Geoff

Sorry

I've had to read the books to my children, too many times :doh:

Attached are the first 2 pages of our Winnie-the-Pooh stories

sorry the first is upside down but that's the only way I could get it on my scanner

180061

The relevant bit in any event is on the second page. :q

"Winnie-ther-Pooh"

I rest my case


This is what I love about the internet. Go looking on a wood working site for a pick-me-up as a a bicycle deal I was chasing fell through, and I learn something wholly useless and trivial but still new and cool about a ficticious bear. Just what I needed :2tsup:

Thanks - pick-me-up achieved :D

Cheers,
Dave

Rodgera
29th August 2011, 01:52 PM
What do you call a deer that is found under a car?


Jack