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Iain
22nd December 2004, 08:48 AM
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail,and placed a big kiss were the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ em.

davidt
22nd December 2004, 09:37 AM
A duck walks into a chemist and asks for lip balm. "Could you put it on my bill please?"


ho ho,
David

Sturdee
22nd December 2004, 03:48 PM
I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ em.

Thanks Iain, Just what I needed to know seeing I am suffering from some chapped lips. :D :D


Peter.

RETIRED
22nd December 2004, 03:59 PM
I must say that this really sucks. :rolleyes:

echnidna
22nd December 2004, 06:11 PM
Reckon the cricket crowd should be using it :cool: :cool:

TOMARTOM
22nd December 2004, 06:21 PM
.........anyone for a kiss

TOMARTOM
22nd December 2004, 06:22 PM
the name's bubba....

Iain
22nd December 2004, 08:34 PM
Q:
How many horses can you fit in the MCG?

Q:
What ratio of spectators to horse?

And you can't have mine, they are too fussy about who kisses their bums :D