Unmistaken identity

[Allan at Wallan]

Ray, (Wheelinaround), went into a bar and after staring for some
time at the only woman seated there, leaned over and kissed her.

She immediately went into a rage and started knocking him
around whilst verbally abusing him.

Ray responded, "I am sorry, I thought you were my wife. You
look exactly like her".

She screamed back at him, "You idiot, you no good, worthless,
insufferable and rude man".

"Funny", said Ray, "You sound just like her too".

P.S. You had better not show Sue this one or I will cop it.:D

Allan

[The Bleeder]

Allan, when is your funeral:B

[wheelinround]

:rofl:

Guess who walked in and read that Allan LOL

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan, when is your funeral:B

I will check with my mate who is an undertaker.

Hang on, he said he would never put me down so I should be ok.:2tsup:

Allan

[wheelinround]

Think he meant he might get flamin mad though Allan :p

[Rodgera]

OHH MY GOD, SWMBO has got a twin out there!!!!