How to clean a bath!

[tea lady]

:D This could plumb even greater depths than the "how do you fold fitted sheets" thread! :D
Blokes don't even know where the cleaning stuff is do they? :bath:

[mic-d]

I haven't had a bath since last year. I was just thinking it was time for another one so in about seven years time I'll have to worry about cleaning it.:)

[BobL]

Take clothes off.

Put favourite dance track sequence on ipod

Wrap a flannel around each foot. We have the ones that look like pouches which means 3/4 of a foot can fit inside.

Wet bath with shower.

Spray bath with gel cleaner.

Get into bath and boogie for at least three dance tracks.

Rinse and you're done.
:2tsup:

PS be careful not to fall over.


***** How to avoid being asked to wash clothes *****

Find item of SWMBO delicately coloured or white intimate apparel plus a pair of new bright red and a pair of new deep blue jocks. Wash together generating a dingy grey coloured item of clothing :D

[_fly_]

I'm meant to clean it??
Why did no-one ever tell me this.....

[Waldo]

My SWMBO cleans the bath, what does your hubby's SWMBO do? :D

[rhancock]

Why isn't this in the joke section?

[Master Splinter]

Pressure cleaner + truck wash. Does the shower a treat, too.

[Christopha]

A; I hate bloody baths, filthy things, sitting around in your own waste. Mind you, they can be picture skew when used to display gorgeous, naked.....Oh, never mind... ;)


B; Clean the shower? Get a girlfriend, be nice and she will not only clean your shower but she will even find your kitchen sink under all the paper plates, pizza boxes, car parts and fish scales. Good things girl friends..

[dai sensei]

I thought you clean the bath the same way you clean the toilet. Throw some water in with some detergent, then throw in the neighbour's cat :U:U

[tea lady]

B; Clean the shower? Get a girlfriend, be nice and she will not only clean your shower but she will even find your kitchen sink under all the paper plates, pizza boxes, car parts and fish scales. Good things girl friends..I guess there is quite a small window of oportunity. Where she stilll like you, but hasn't worked out your modus oporandi! :D

[Bushmiller]

:D This could plumb even greater depths than the "how do you fold fitted sheets" thread! :D
Blokes don't even know where the cleaning stuff is do they? :bath:

TL

I'm thinking there may well be more than a little of the agent provacateur in you:D.

Regards
Paul

[ian]

how to clean a bath

:D This could plumb even greater depths than the "how do you fold fitted sheets" thread! :D
Blokes don't even know where the cleaning stuff is do they? :bath:you need
water
tooth paste
plastic scrourer
slave
whip
towel (optional)

wet bath, squeeze some tooth paste into bath, threaten to whip slave unless said slave uses scourer to scrub bath
rinse bath well

if slave has done a good job give them the towel to get dry, otherwise hang them out to dry

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Clean the bath? :oo: Wuffo?

The goldfish like it just as it is...

[underfoot]

first..remove the yabbies

[Chesand]

I can foresee a new forum headed "Housework - Hints and Tips"
:D:D

[Moe in QLD]

I'd like to add that I need to clean the bath less often, now that I hose the boy down before bath time.

[artme]

I can foresee a new forum headed "Housework - Hints and Tips"
:D:D

Best start lobbying !!:p

[tea lady]

Best start lobbying !!:pGet Julie to tell 'im! :D

[Phil Spencer]

Have a spar for Mrs Phil's therapy, I get in and give it a good clean after she has used it, also get a product from Reece's that one puts in a bath full of cold water and run the spar it frees up all the body oils it is surprising at how much comes out.

[RETIRED]

Best start lobbying !!:p


Get Julie to tell 'im! :DWon't work. Deaf.

[Chesand]

Won't work. Deaf.

Selectively, as my kids say. :D:D

[tea lady]

Won't work. Deaf.That was irony I was using! :p

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

That was irony I was using! :p

There's your problem! You don't iron baths...

[tea lady]

There's your problem! You don't iron baths...:rofl:

[arose62]

I use electrolysis - make sure you attach the soap to the *negative* lead, otherwise the anionic attraction dilutes the momentum of gravity, and you end up with dirty soap instead of a clean bath.

[tea lady]

i use electrolysis - make sure you attach the soap to the *negative* lead, otherwise the anionic attraction dilutes the momentum of gravity, and you end up with dirty soap instead of a clean bath.
:d

[Avery]

I thought you clean the bath the same way you clean the toilet. Throw some water in with some detergent, then throw in the neighbour's cat :U:U


Wot happens when your neighbour runs out of cats? - not that I am suggesting that that is a bad thing...


Oh and BTW all I know is that a bath is that thing that you put old rusty tools into with a couple of electrodes to get them unrusty. Why would you clean it?