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gatiep
16th December 2004, 07:59 PM
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So yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, Blonde no less, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.
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:) ( OK now go to the next post )

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ozwinner
16th December 2004, 08:02 PM
Where is it??

Al :confused:
ozwinner
16th December 2004, 08:04 PM
OIL??


Al
gatiep
16th December 2004, 08:05 PM
Have you got a seven ten?
AlexS
16th December 2004, 08:08 PM
OK, so where's the blonde??? :confused:
Ben from Vic.
16th December 2004, 08:51 PM
No joke, you were there????

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Did you ask her if the 710 was made by 77345 (darn "4" doesn't look like a "h" anymore :rolleyes: )?


Classic. ;)


Ben.
journeyman Mick
16th December 2004, 09:53 PM
I had a mate in Sydney years ago that worked in spare parts. A woman came in one day and asked for a "No. 7 release slowly". It rang some bells but he couldn't work out what it was. Anyway the woman mimed unscrewing it a quarter turn to remove it and then he realised she was after a radiator cap! :D

Mick
RETIRED
16th December 2004, 09:59 PM
Took us a while to work out what sparkalarkings were to when a bloke wanted some.





Spark plugs.
Iain
17th December 2004, 07:28 AM
Found an Englishman stranded on the side of the road with his Rover upper class accent 'The propeller has fallen orf'.
ozwinner
17th December 2004, 06:01 PM
Found an Englishman stranded on the side of the road with his Rover upper class accent 'The propeller has fallen orf'.
Hope you left the pompus prick there. :D

Al :)