Handy machine

[Allan at Wallan]

An old "woodie", about my age, and not in the best
of shape, decided to go for a workout in the Wallan gym
when he spotted an absolutely beautiful woman.

He asked his personal trainer, "What machine should I use
to impress that young lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and replied,
"I think you should start with the ATM near the front door".

Allan

[fenderbelly]

i'll pay that, the joke not the other:roll:

[munruben]

You only get what you pay for mate.:D

[Rodgera]

What's an ATM??

[Heilander]

What's an ATM??

1. Money cannot buy happiness but, somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy. But remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem. But then, neither does milk
:no:

[Allan at Wallan]

What's an ATM??

Your education has been sadly neglected Rodgera :D

ATM (Automatic Teller Machine)

A machine that spits a few dollars out (from your own account)
at the push of a couple of buttons.

[damian]

Some people don't need to know about atm's, insufficient funds...:)

[Rodgera]

Your education has been sadly neglected Rodgera :D

ATM (Automatic Teller Machine)

A machine that spits a few dollars out (from your own account)
at the push of a couple of buttons.

Gees I thought :doh: it was "Allan's The Man", what a let down :no::no:

[A Duke]

Oh, I thought an A & T Magazine.


1A It's more comfortable to cry on a Persian carpet than a dirt floor.
5A Troubles looked at through the bottom of a glass are only magnified.
6 Money isn't every thing but it can buy most of what it's not.
Regards

[Woodkid]

Hahaha good one:2tsup: