How much do you love your kids?

[outback]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ozwinner]

Poor kid.


Al :o

[TOMARTOM]

I have a freind in Brisi his last name is Hoare, I reckon he would be pushing 40, still not married......

[AlexS]

They talked about this on the radio a couple of weeks ago. reckon the worst was a girl called Ophelia Dickie. Fair dinkum.

[scooter]

Used to be a MLA in Gippsland, Vic called Dick Long. Used to write letters to the local paper all the time.

Was it at great length?? Not in a position to know :eek:


Cheers.........Sean

[ozwinner]

Come on Sean, fess up. :D :D


Al :eek:

[Gumby]

What about that horse trainer..now deceased.called Vic Rail ??

[scooter]

Wasn't there an Aussie Olympian in the javelin event, named Spears?


Cheers.......Sean

[scooter]

Smee again, checkout this link

http://www.funnyname.com/

Haywood Jablowme takes some topping...hmm...let me rephrase.


Cheers.......Sean

[silentC]

Minister for gaming in NSW was, until recently, Richard Face. Strangely enough, his first name is Jack but he prefers to go by his middle name.

[Alastair]

Some years ago, while driving to work, I passed a car with the following signwritten on the side:

"Richard Head and Associates"
"Quantity Surveyors"

Dinkum!

[RETIRED]

Our illustrious and esteemed leader used to work for a contractor in Perth by the name of Ivan Jerkoff. All his trucks had I Jerkoff emblazoned on the sides and back. The drivers copped a bit. :D

[echnidna]

Is that how the name "ubeaut" came about????

[RETIRED]

HMMMMMM, dunno. :D

[Driver]

Many years ago, there was a report in the Liverpool Echo - the evening paper published in The Beatles' home town (ie, not the one in NSW).

The report was about a bloke who, while riding his pushbike home from work, had skidded on some tram tracks and landed in an ornamental pond. He wasn't hurt, he just got wet. You'd wonder why a minor incident like this would make its way onto the pages of a major regional newspaper, wouldn't you?

Oh ... by the way... the bloke's name was Isaac Hunt.

Col

[Driver]

[QUOTE=Alastair]Some years ago, while driving to work, I passed a car with the following signwritten on the side:

"Richard Head and Associates"
"Quantity Surveyors"

[QUOTE]


I know a bloke called Richard Braine. He's a big lad - no-one has ever been heard to address him as Dick.

[ozwinner]

What a cool name! :cool: ( Isaac )
I wonder how it would sound with a mock French exsent??

Al :p

[echnidna]

So the rip in the fabric of the universe opened up and .....

[ozwinner]

Out stepped Isaac Hunt.
He farted, scratched himself and said..............................

[ernknot]

it's nice being a dingo, and then looked around.

[craigb]

Out stepped Isaac Hunt.
He farted, scratched himself and said..............................

I resemble that remark :D

[AlexS]

What about the poor bloke called Wayne Kerr.

[echnidna]

Out stepped Isaac Hunt.
He farted, scratched himself and said..............................

"Oh bugger, I'm in the wrong thread" so he rushed back through the rip in the fabric so he could come out in the right thread.

.... which he did, but that kiddies is another tale in another place and thread..

[Dean]

Back in my medical days there was a Doctor Nutt.
Anyway he married his long time partner called Hazel.
The rest is history.

[Wood Butcher]

Went to take a pallet of gear to transport today, forklift driver looked at name asked me if i was was serious then couldn't stop laughing. Customers name "G. Wagenfeller"

[Dendot]

I am a Veteran and until fairly recently, the Medical officer for the D.V.A. was a bloke named Killer. True!

[AlexS]

Once had a family doctor called Dr. Clapp.

[silentC]

We are now moving into the domain of nominative determinism.

We had a doctor here whose name was Dr Death, pronounced Deeth.

[philly]

I knew a guy who was mad on fishing called Chris Biggins. When his wife had a little girl they called her Courtenay.

True!

[Richard Casey]

Life [Parents] can be cruel at times, knew a bloke from Canberra , once named Richard Holder and a bloke at work, Bobby Bates and he is allways master. Just for my info what does SWMBO mean refering to wives in other posts as I cant find it anywhere in the BB. must have missed it as I don't get on much, but do now we have ADSL

[vsquizz]

Richard (or is it Dick Tracey??:D )
Just for my info what does SWMBO mean
Have a lookie here; http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?t=10604

Cheers

[Richard Casey]

Thanks squiz, in my case its SWIBT,but lets not go there, if it was not for all the nice woodworking machinery she gets as presents how would my hobby progress. She loved the new 60 " bar that fitted onto Helga that was a pre pre xmas pressie.