Woodwould
18th April 2011, 11:40 AM
A little boy was sitting on the footpath shaking a bottle of turpentine and watching the bubbles rise.
A Priest came along and asked the boy 'What have you got there sonny?'
The boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turps!'
The Priest said, 'Actually, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water; if you rub it on a pregnant woman's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The boy replied, 'Well... if you rub turps on a cat's ar5e, it'll pass a Harley Davidson.'
A Priest came along and asked the boy 'What have you got there sonny?'
The boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turps!'
The Priest said, 'Actually, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water; if you rub it on a pregnant woman's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The boy replied, 'Well... if you rub turps on a cat's ar5e, it'll pass a Harley Davidson.'