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AlexS
30th November 2004, 09:42 AM
THE NUDE BEACH



A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the
boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had
boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies
than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the
person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother,
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he
talks, the dumber he gets."
:eek:

echnidna
30th November 2004, 09:51 AM
So did mum get a rise out of that!

AlexS
30th November 2004, 10:18 AM
She's still trying to get abreast of the situation.

Termite
30th November 2004, 10:20 AM
I think she might, with a chopper, turn him into a genius :eek: :) :eek:

Iain
30th November 2004, 12:42 PM
Must explain why I used to get smarter the longer i was swimming :rolleyes:

Christopha
30th November 2004, 01:06 PM
I had a little titter at that one......... :D

TOMARTOM
30th November 2004, 01:10 PM
So what's better a smart woodworker, or a dumb woodworker?!!!!!!!!

Rocker
30th November 2004, 01:20 PM
Reminds me of the story of the Romanian, who, when cutting off chicken's heads on a chopping board in the dark, accidentally cut off his own member, mistaking it for a chicken's neck. He must have been really dumb.

Rocker

rodm
30th November 2004, 10:14 PM
Probably a chicken plucker - I think that is how it is spelt.

AlexS
1st December 2004, 01:44 PM
Probably a chicken plucker - I think that is how it is spelt.

More likely a chicken choker.