Allan at Wallan
8th March 2011, 07:53 PM
My name is John Smith (for this joke anyway) and I was sitting in the waiting room
for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her dental diploma which
bore her full name.
Suddenly I remembered a tall, elegant, blonde haired girl with the same name
who attended my high school some 40 odd years ago. Could it be the same
girl I had a secret crush on back in those days?
Upon seeing her I quickly discarded any such thought, this grey haired woman
with deep wrinkles and blotchy skin looked far too old to be my classmate.
After she had examined my teeth I asked her if she had attended my high
school and she beamed with pride, "Yes, yes I did".
I then told her that I also went to the very same high school at the same
time she was there. She then said, "Why do you ask?"
I proudly answered, "You were in my class".
She looked at me a little more closely, then that ugly, old, fat, wrinkled,
grey haired, decrepit, senile old bitch had the cheek to ask me
"What did you teach?"
Allan
for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her dental diploma which
bore her full name.
Suddenly I remembered a tall, elegant, blonde haired girl with the same name
who attended my high school some 40 odd years ago. Could it be the same
girl I had a secret crush on back in those days?
Upon seeing her I quickly discarded any such thought, this grey haired woman
with deep wrinkles and blotchy skin looked far too old to be my classmate.
After she had examined my teeth I asked her if she had attended my high
school and she beamed with pride, "Yes, yes I did".
I then told her that I also went to the very same high school at the same
time she was there. She then said, "Why do you ask?"
I proudly answered, "You were in my class".
She looked at me a little more closely, then that ugly, old, fat, wrinkled,
grey haired, decrepit, senile old bitch had the cheek to ask me
"What did you teach?"
Allan