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wheelinround
3rd March 2011, 01:46 PM
Since more and more Seniors are texting, it appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).


Please pass this on to your CHILDREN, God Children, and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.






ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)







:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:


Thanks Fenderbelly

Woodwould
3rd March 2011, 02:16 PM
Funny acronyms, but what's texting?

wheelinround
3rd March 2011, 02:22 PM
Thats right WW someone who lives in the 1700's wouldn't have a clue its a wonder your using a computer :q

Woodwould
3rd March 2011, 02:32 PM
Thats right WW someone who lives in the 1700's wouldn't have a clue its a wonder your using a computer :q
The charlatans! At the shop they told me it was a new type of tome!

underfoot
3rd March 2011, 05:10 PM
Thats its a wonder your using a computer :q
You mean..."the heap big magic box"..?

AlexHW
3rd March 2011, 11:14 PM
Haha I love it - both the post and the comments. :p