Executive Summary

[joe greiner]

Year-end statistics on TSA airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

[Sawdust Maker]

just wondering
is the second last entry inflated due to double counting?

[Rodgera]

And was the last one included in the previous one??

[munruben]

Very good.:)