Chinese births

[Allan at Wallan]

I read in the paper yesterday that one in every five people
in the world are Chinese.
There are five people in my family so it must be one of them.
It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin,
or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
I don't know for certain but I think it might be Colin.

Allan

[Wongo]

It's your dad. :;

[Rodgera]

Allan, If I were you I'd be checkin' for Reds under the bed too.

[munruben]

Have you looked in the mirror lately? :D