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munruben
30th December 2010, 11:05 AM
Why is a Girraffes neck so long?








Because its head is so far away from its body.

Allan at Wallan
30th December 2010, 08:07 PM
Why is a Girraffes neck so long?








Because its head is so far away from its body.

You have pinched your grandchildren's Xmas joke book
John ...c'mon, give it back.:D

Allan

munruben
31st December 2010, 09:50 AM
You have pinched your grandchildren's Xmas joke book
John ...c'mon, give it back.:D

AllanNo way, I'm enjoying it too much.:)

pugwash
31st December 2010, 11:19 AM
When you see geese flying in a V formation, why is one leg of the V always longer than the other?











Because it's got more geese in it.

munruben
31st December 2010, 02:21 PM
When you see geese flying in a V formation, why is one leg of the V always longer than the other?











Because it's got more geese in it. I often wondered :)

corbs
31st December 2010, 02:37 PM
Why is a Girraffes neck so long?








Because its head is so far away from its body.

Did you know Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he gave an uppercut to a horse:cool:... I didn't know about the geese but its obvious when you think about it I guess:doh:

munruben
31st December 2010, 04:59 PM
Did you know Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he gave an uppercut to a horse:cool:...We learn a little every day eh?:)