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28th December 2010, 05:03 PM
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
The now very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?
The now very frustrated Johnny: Because I've already got a ****n' cat at home!
Johnny: Seven, Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
The now very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?
The now very frustrated Johnny: Because I've already got a ****n' cat at home!