Christopha
5th November 2004, 10:31 AM
A man with no arms walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender places the foaming glass in front of him and the customer says, "As you can see, I have no arms - would you please hold the glass up to my mouth?"
"Sure," says the barkeep, and he does.
"Now," says the man, "I wonder if you would be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off of my mouth."
"Certainly." And it was done.
"If," said the armless man, "you'd reach into my right-hand pants pocket, you'll find the money for the beer."
The bartender got it.
"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one more thing; Where is the men's room?"
"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, walk two blocks, and there is a service station on the corner."
"Sure," says the barkeep, and he does.
"Now," says the man, "I wonder if you would be so kind as to get my handkerchief out of my pocket and wipe the foam off of my mouth."
"Certainly." And it was done.
"If," said the armless man, "you'd reach into my right-hand pants pocket, you'll find the money for the beer."
The bartender got it.
"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one more thing; Where is the men's room?"
"Out the door," said the bartender, "turn left, walk two blocks, and there is a service station on the corner."