Rodgera
3rd November 2004, 06:59 PM
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger house. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but that it was an expensive operation. The doctor told him that the best and cheapest way was to go home, get a large firework, light it, put it in a beer can, hold the can up to his ear, and count to ten.
The husband said to the doctor "To be sure, I may not be the smartest bloke in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can, next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job." sais the doctor.
So he went home, lit a bunger and put it in a beer can. Held the beer can up to his ear and began to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, at which piont he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand........ :p :p
It is possible that this procedure could work in New Zealand too. :eek: :eek:
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but that it was an expensive operation. The doctor told him that the best and cheapest way was to go home, get a large firework, light it, put it in a beer can, hold the can up to his ear, and count to ten.
The husband said to the doctor "To be sure, I may not be the smartest bloke in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can, next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job." sais the doctor.
So he went home, lit a bunger and put it in a beer can. Held the beer can up to his ear and began to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, at which piont he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand........ :p :p
It is possible that this procedure could work in New Zealand too. :eek: :eek: