Qantas

[rsser]

clearly needs a revised marketing campaign.

On the weekend they ran an ad and the main line was something like 'The spirit of Qantas in the air'.

Yeah. That must be the avgas raining down as a 380 dumps fuel before an emergency landing.

So I'll give them a new line for nothing:

'Fly Qantas: start your holiday with a bang' :D

[Lyle]

"Fly QANTAS - let us supply your travel excitement!"

[Sparhawk]

QANTAS - "What's that noise?"

[Geoff Dean]

QANTAS - we haven't killed anyone.........................yet

[tea lady]

Qantas- drop in any time.

[Allan at Wallan]

Perhaps a new commercial for Qantas featuring the
Abba song "Fernando" ... "there was something
in the air that night" and show a few parts dropping
from the sky within the shower of excess fuel.

Allan

[popawisky]

Qantas: Quite A Nice Takeoff Any Survivors

[Bob38S]

Qantas: Travel with us and be guaranteed of more bang for your buck.

[bookend]

"Fly QANTAS - let us supply your travel excitement!"

:D

What about this

Qantas: If you don't like flying, we don't waste time in the air.

[Ozkaban]

Fly Qantas and you'll never walk again...

[A Duke]

I hear they are changing the tail insignia from a flying kangaroo to a boomerang.