Rich Uncle

[Sawdust Maker]

"I want to buy a gift for my rich old uncle," said the customer to the salesman.

"He's a poor old millionaire who can hardly get around. Bad eyesight, shaky hands, very unsteady on his legs ... can you suggest something?"

"Certainly. How about a nice can of floor wax?"

[Allan at Wallan]

Hope Neil (Ubeaut) does not see this or he might
send you some C.O.D.:D

Allan